The Daily Show Quotes
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The Daily Show Quotes & Sayings
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I have an iPad and I watch three things: 'The Daily Show,' '60 Minutes,' and 'Meet the Press.'
— Jesse Eisenberg
There are more facts and more truths told in the first eight minutes of The Daily Show than most political news conferences in Washington.
— Tom Brokaw
I appreciate that the New York Daily News will show dead bodies but blur the cover of a French parody magazine. Just out of respect, right guys?
— Jim Norton
Thank God for Occupy and thank God for 'The Daily Show,' Colbert and the rising up that's going on around the world.
— Bonnie Raitt
I spent 11 years at 'The Daily Show,' and I learned everything there about how to write funny, how to write funny on topic.
— David Javerbaum
What's great about 'The Daily Show' is I can use satire and push the envelope. I couldn't do that anywhere else. Even if I was a journalist.
— Aasif Mandvi
Lastly, the ashes left behind,
May daily show to move the mind,
That to ashes and dust return we must:
Then think, and drink tobacco. — George Wither
May daily show to move the mind,
That to ashes and dust return we must:
Then think, and drink tobacco. — George Wither
I could take over as host of The Daily Show for Jon Stewart and make that thing actually watchable.
— Seth Rollins
All of my cats are adopted and all show their gratitude on a daily basis. I don't know where I would be without them.
— Bill Goldberg
I'm six feet tall. No one realizes that because on 'The Daily Show' I'm usually sitting.
— Jessica Williams
Apparently it's cool to watch The Daily Show.
— Rob Corddry
Daily life shouldn't be a fashion show all the time.
— Leighton Meester
I do a TV show about a priest in London, and he is also slightly beleaguered and is subject to fate and misfortune and daily difficulty.
— Tom Hollander
The best thing you can do for your kids is to show them God working in you on a daily basis.
— Craig Groeschel
It is extremely difficult to do anything constructive, let alone deep, on daily commercial television, especially on a talk show.
— Dennis Prager
Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show.
— Rob Corddry
People see me on the 'Daily Show' or 'About a Boy'. But the reality is that I only got into this business to do standup comedy.
— Al Madrigal
My ambition was always to show aspects of daily life as if we were seeing them for the first time.
— Brassai
Life is like playing a guitar and meditation is like music. Small session of rehearsals daily won't show much but would make you ROCK in the long run.
— Vikrmn
Don't wait for an employer, friend, or mentor to show appreciation for your work. Take pride in your own efforts on a daily basis.
— Denis Waitley
But of course I love my Japanese fans and the show must go on, no matter the daily aftershocks or husband kidnappings! It's not right but it's okay
— Katy Perry
I get all my U.S. politics from 'The Daily Show.'
— Margrethe Vestager
I had a tumor. But it was great.
— David Rakoff
What man can you show me who places any value on his time, who reckons the worth of each day, who understands that he is dying daily?
— Seneca.
Vulgar and obscene, the papers run rumors daily about people in show business, tales of wicked ways and witless affairs.
— Carroll O'Connor
Eventually, somewhere - be it on the Internet or somewhere else - I will host some version of 'The Daily Show.'
— Marcus Brigstocke
Residual emotions always show up from time to time in our daily lives until we completely offload them.
— Santosh Joshi
Seemed our house stirred up troubles enough to keep a radio soap show in daily episodes forever.
— Allan Gurganus