The Dude Funny Quotes
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When a woman wears a low-cut gown, what does she expect you to do: look or not look?
— William Feather
The best practical advice I can give to the present generation is to practice the virtue which the Christians call love.
— Bertrand Russell
Isn't it funny that they say most girls have daddy issues, when really, every dude does?
— Amy Schumer
Having your feet shod with the preparation of the gospel of peace creates a stability that even Satan cannot undo.
— Tony Evans
Wait a minute, hold on ... The dude dies, and the girl cries so hard that she gets turned into a fountain?
— Caroline Goode
The perception of him as brooding and dark and miserable, that is baloney. Kurt Cobain was a funny dude.
— Krist Novoselic
Dude. Hot Bozo. Best nickname ever.
— Cynthia Hand
Those glories come too late That on our ashes wait.
— Richard Lovelace
If you're not with me, it's not where I want to be.
— Jamie McGuire
What did the letter O say to Q? Dude, your dikk is hanging out.
— Ellen DeGeneres
Crimes spring from fixed ideas.
— Max Stirner
I could pull off a 'man', but never, quite, a 'dude'.
— Adrian Barnes
Dude, you're scaring the crap out of me,' said Nick. 'I'm serious, I literally have no crap right now.
— Mark Frost
Be to their virtue very kind; be to their faults a little blind.
— Matthew Prior
Dude, could you please get off my girlfriend before I beat the crap out of you ? I don't want to injure her.
— Stacey Wallace Benefiel
All that non-fiction can do is answer questions. It's fiction's business to ask them.
— Richard Hughes
If Spiderman was real, and I was a criminal, and he shot me with his web, I would say, "Dude, thanks for the hammock."
— Mitch Hedberg
I agree that ghosts only appear to the sick, but that only proves that they are unable to appear except to the sick, not that they don't exist.
— Fyodor Dostoyevsky
And all those things you listed right now, they'rethings Garrett and I do together. Dude, you don't want me. You want me and
Garrett. — Elle Kennedy
I saw a seagull hanging out by a lake, but I said, "Don't worry, Dude. I won't say anything."
— Mitch Hedberg
I want to get non-aerosol mace, you just rub it in. "Dude who is attacking me - come a little closer!"
— Mitch Hedberg
I was in my friends garage, and he had; a kite, a yo-yo, and a boomerang. I was like "Dude, you have abandonment issues"
— Demetri Martin
