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Here's my most funniest joke, I'm broke.
— Lil' Wayne
I was voted funniest person in my middle-school yearbook. So I guess I was funny in middle school?
— Cecily Strong
Although Kurt Vonnegut may not be considered a humor writer, 'Breakfast of Champions' is one of the funniest books I've ever read.
— Justin Halpern
What's the funniest play ever written? I used to think it was 'Noises Off,' but now that I've seen 'The Liar,' I'm not so sure.
— Terry Teachout
My father was the funniest man I ever met. He made Redd Foxx look like an undertaker.
— Henry Louis Gates
Mausoleum, n: the final and funniest folly of the rich.
— Ambrose Bierce
He's the funniest, smartest person I know. It doesn't mean he doesn't bug me and I'm sure I bug him sometimes.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
My way of joking is to tell the truth. It's the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
My life is like an O Henry story ... the funniest girl in the world and the boy who never laughs.
— Rainbow Rowell
It feels like when I write, it's intuitive. This is true of Frances, and it's true of this [The Funniest Movie Of The Summer].
— Greta Gerwig
You know what the funniest thing about Europe is? It's the little differences.
— Quentin Tarantino
The Bible is the funniest book I have ever read. It's so funny! Right in the first six pages, it's funny!
— David Cross
I've always worried a lot. And frankly I'm good at it." The late Erma Bombeck, one of the funniest women ever.
— Catherine Robertson
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Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.
— Darrell Hammond
That's the funniest thing of all about attraction. It can be so torturous, but you can look forward to it so much. It's an exquisite kind of torment.
— Lauren Blakely
The funniest part of that joke is, 'say what you will about Hitler'.-to Ricky Gervais on Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee — Jerry Seinfeld
What I do know is that traditional gender roles are very real and flipping the norm is difficult for even the strongest, funniest, smartest men.
— Patti Stanger
I suppose I would like to be remembered as one of the funniest men that people have seen on television.
— Ronnie Barker
I've killed some of the funniest fuckers I've ever met.
— Karina Halle
Van Ritzen is one of the funniest humans I've ever met. Read her book, laugh, lather, rinse, repeat.
— Mark Leiren-Young
I have a fantastic husband. Here's the honeymoon part: I still think he's the funniest, wittiest, most clever man I've ever known.
— Sarah Jessica Parker
I've been to many funerals of funny people, and they're some of the funniest days you'll ever have, because the emotions run high.
— Albert Brooks
Some of the funniest moments I've ever experienced have been in the midst of tragic situations in my life.
— Sarah Polley
This impeccably researched study of the classic black insult game may be the funniest work of serious scholarship ever published.
— Terry Teachout
I was asked about doing a nude shoot for men's magazine GQ. I thought it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard.
— Julie Walters
Jimmy Fallon is one of the funniest son of a guns I've ever seen.
— Christian Kane
The funniest people are the saddest ones
— Confucius
I think one of the funniest things about '30 Rock' is that Liz Lemon is sort of like Buster Keaton - she's always the fool, the joke is always on her.
— Cristin Milioti
My mum said to me once years ago, which really spurred me on, 'You're the funniest person I know'. I loved that.
— Miranda Hart
I thought, the kindest and funniest ones, the ones who hated war the most, were the ones who'd really fought. I
— Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
Dude, estoy aqui por loco, no por pendejo, which was the punch line to the funniest Spanish joke I knew. Okay, the only one. Google it.
— Cory Doctorow
And, of course, the funniest food: "kumquats". I don't even bring them home anymore. I sit there laughing and they go to waste.
— George Carlin
Self-delusion is one of the funniest things there is.
— Douglas Coupland
What was the funniest thing you ever saw your children do?
— Vincent Staniforth
Creativity is all around us, and some of the funniest, most beautiful, and touching moments happen when you least expect it.
— Bryce Dallas Howard
I think that music at inappropriate times with inappropriate volumes can be the funniest thing ever.
— Ed Helms
We talkin' about practice?
— Allen Iverson
My father was the funniest guy I ever met. I'm not sure if I stole his stuff or if I inherited it.
— Chevy Chase
Sometimes the funniest people don't know that they're funny - like the administrators in my high school.
— Vanessa Bayer
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
— W.C. Fields
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
My dad was the funniest guy I ever knew.
— Russell Peters
By the way, I'm funniest when I'm not being funny. I'm better to laugh at than with, pretty much.
— Jemima Kirke
I think Chelsea Handler is the funniest woman.
— David Alan Grier
I hate bananas. I just hate them. But I also think a banana suit is the funniest fruit costume a person can wear.
— Paul Neilan
The funniest thing about some people is that they have no sense of humor.
— Ashleigh Brilliant
Of all funny things, truth is the funniest.
— Neel Burton
The funniest thing is that all the things every director goes through, I thought I could shortcut, but there was no getting around those issues.
— George Clooney
Racing Stripes was so much fun to do. It's one of the funniest movies I've seen in a couple years.
— Bruce Greenwood
My kids are the funniest two human beings there are.
— Kevin Hart
When I was 3, my mom sent in a video of me singing George Strait to 'America's Funniest Home Videos.'
— Austin Mahone
Cancer is funniest when discussed over breakfast.
— Amelia Gray
The show was written just for us. We all thought we were the prettiest and the funniest.
— Dixie Carter
Think of the funniest story from your life. Chances are, it was something awful at the time.
— Gina Barreca
I am so proud that 'Up' is Pixar's 10th film. I think it's the funniest film that we've ever made and also one of the most beautiful.
— John Lasseter
What do you call a rifle with three barrels?A trifle. — Joseph Rosenbloom
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats.
— George Carlin
Telling the truth is the funniest joke in the world.
— George Bernard Shaw
Cartoons are the best stuff on TV. 'Wonder Showzen,' 'Aqua Teen,' 'SpongeBob,' and, of course, 'South Park' - one of the funniest shows ever made.
— Akiva Schaffer
