The Light Bulb Quotes
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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? A: Only one, but the light bulb has to WANT to change.
— David John Allan
The heart with letters on it shining like a light bulb through the trim hole painted in the chest, art history.
— Margaret Atwood
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I know of over 3,000 ways [that] a light bulb does not work.
— Thomas A. Edison
never use a halogen light bulb, as it could start a fire.
— Jonny Staples
To have a "light-bulb moment", the power has to be on.
— Jennifer L. Feuerstein
Keep a good head and always carry a light bulb.
— Bob Dylan
We talked death with burned-up intensity, both of us drawn to it like moths to an electric light bulb. Sucking on it!
— Anne Sexton
When my mood was high, I seemed normal, even buoyant. I felt smarter. I had secrets. I could see God in a light bulb.
— Gene Tierney
I saw a want ad. "light housekeeping." They said "Here, change this bulb." I said "I'll need some friends."
— Steven Wright
Yes, but when I go out, I let my light shine. Unlike you, who has yet to actually turn your light on. At least I know now there's a bulb in there.
— Kristen Painter
I might not have been the brightest bulb in the box, but I lasted longer and provided more light in the long run.
— Patricia H. Graham
Ever since her diagnosis, she's been fading like a light bulb with cancer's hand on the rotary dimmer.
— Danielle Esplin
Truth, like the burgeoning of a bulb under the soil, however deeply sown, will make its way to the light.
— Ellis Peters
Too often the spotlight that highlights our successes burns out quickly, while the spotlight that scrutinizes our failures is a long-life bulb.
— Craig D. Lounsbrough
By the way, don't you think shoving a light bulb up baby Jesus' butt and plugging it in is just a little sacrilegious?
— Dana Marie Bell
I didn't fail 1000 times. The light bulb was an invention with 1000 steps.
— Thomas A. Edison
I can't stand a naked light bulb, any more than I can a rude remark or a vulgar action.
— Tennessee Williams
How many amoebas does it take to screw in a light bulb? One, no two! No four! ... no eight!
— Bill Bailey
I am on until I am dead, like a light bulb.
— Henry Rollins
I'm one of those people that think Thomas Edison and the light bulb changed the world more than Karl Marx ever did.
— Steve Jobs
If Edison was worried about his candle customers, he would have never invented the light bulb.
— Nathan Fielder
Going blonde is like buying yourself a light bulb!
— Heidi Klum
What am I? Am I the bulb that carries the light, or am I the light of which the bulb is a vehicle?
— Joseph Campbell
The government has no business telling an individual what kind of light bulb to buy.
— Michele Bachmann
Full to the brim with hope and love and joy, she watched the little light bulb shining like a promise in the night.
— Jeanne DuPrau
A light bulb creates an environment by its mere presence.
— Marshall McLuhan
I went to a doctor and told him I felt normal on acid, that I was a light bulb in a world of moths. That is what the manic state is like.
— Carrie Fisher
Give yourself five minutes to consider how you can turn a miserable situation to your benefit and that light bulb is going to click on.
— Haruki Murakami
The room was very shadowy, almost totally black all around, except for the light coming from the bright bulb of the lamp.
— Bruce Alterman
Luck is a light bulb that is switched on only once, after it switches off, it leaves a gap of regret and powerlessness
— Jasper Rules
Moths flitted in the porch light, pinging against the bulb, helplessly drawn to something they could never have.
— Jamie Ford
How many Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? The plum tree in the garden!
— Brad Warner
It's a failure only if you don't get anything out of it, Thomas Edison said he knew 999 ways that a light bulb did not work; yet we have lights today.
— Benjamin Carson
God is the light bulb, to where faith is the light switch.
— Anthony Liccione