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The thing I hate most about skeletons is you can never tell when they're smiling.
— Stephen Blackmoore
Hey, don't knock it. It still runs. Most of the time, even after I turn it off. Jo
— Sherrilyn Kenyon
Because death and illness are the most horrible things in life, of course that's where the most absurdly funny things are going to happen.
— Julia Sweeney
The house of Lords must be the only institution in the world which is kept efficient by the persistent absenteeism of most of its members.
— Herbert Samuel, 1st Viscount Samuel
The people who are scared of ghosts are the ones who discuss most about them.
— Abhishek Krishnan
Being fed, and having a soft bed, and other people being in charge, seemed the most wonderful prospect in the world at that moment.
— J.K. Rowling
The table of elements does not contain one of the most powerful elements that make up our world, and that is the element of surprise.
— Lemony Snicket
The people from 'The State' are close friends, but also some of the most incredibly funny people I know.
— Joe Lo Truglio
I have this weird obsession with kids and old people falling. Like, funny falls. It is awful, but it's the thing that makes me laugh the most.
— Malin Akerman
I've never gotten to do romantic comedy like most of the girls. Maybe because I'm fit, people assume that I'm not funny?
— Jessica Biel
Funny, isn't it? I've known every love possible, but as the years stretched out, the love I longed for the most is the one I shared with my sister.
— Josephine Angelini
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
— Billy Corgan
I think I'm the most underrated superstar that's out there, but that doesn't matter to me.
— Carmelo Anthony
Flirting with random women in a tavern? That sounds like Helios. Well, it sounds like most of the gods, actually.
— Rick Riordan
Goth Juice ... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.
— Noel Fielding
I used to say I wanted somebody funny and intelligent, but kindness is the most important quality in a man.
— Cat Deeley
If heaven was created only for the most stupid clown, then Mr Bean could have been the only righteous man on earth.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
I can't not find humor in elements of most parts of life, but at the same time nothing ever seems perpetually funny to me.
— Greg Kinnear
I'm about being funny. If I can make a joke using profanity, I will. But for the most part, that can get awfully old and boring.
— Howard Stern
It's funny the way most people love the dead. Once you are dead, you are made for life.
— Jimi Hendrix
Seeing the way his trousers clung to those most English parts.
— Seth Grahame-Smith
He was a humorist, and everyone knew the funny writers were the most serious sort under their skins.
— Paula McLain
Time was funny like that. If you didn't keep track of it, make the most of every moment, it could run away from you.
— Donna Augustine
It's funny how the littlest things can make you feel larger than life; the right lyric, the most heartfelt melody, the clearest message. Love.
— Alex Gaskarth
It's funny, the moment you dread the most, seeing yourself bald, is actually not such a bad moment at all.
— Sylvie Meis
I follow the most random people on Twitter. I follow famous people like Khloe Kardashian, who surprisingly makes really funny tweets all the time.
— Chloe Grace Moretz
Not one word," Kel warned. "Tobe and I have reached an understanding." Neal's lips twitched. "Why do I feel you did most of the understanding. — Tamora Pierce
I thought she was the funniest woman, and I believed being a comedian was the most exciting thing you could be.
— Maya Rudolph
I like drama. I love being in a drama where I get to be the funny guy. That's what I really love the most.
— John Leguizamo
Children are the most honest critics. They will say 'You're funny', but also 'You're pathetic - go away.'
— Dylan Moran
You see, unlike most writers today, I do not use a computer. I write the old-fashioned way: on the walls of caves.
— Cuthbert Soup
People have many theories about comedy, but being just plain funny is the one most important thing.
— Gilbert Gottfried
That is simply the most beautiful publishing office in the world, with that cranky old building in that wonderful park.
— Jim Harrison
If you're into what you're playing, that's the most important thing.
— James Hetfield
But that's the funny thing about treasure - we assume everyone wants what we hold most dear.
— Suzanne Rindell
Most writers regard the truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are economical in its use.
— Mark Twain
Funny thing about Americans. They are the first to adopt weird lifestyles and radical views but they are the most conservative race on earth.
— Ralph Steadman
Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
I love the studio audience. That's where I feel the most at home. You know right away if you're being funny or not.
— Kaley Cuoco
I loved being in the room with Mamet as a director - he is the most generous, funny, delightful person to work for every day.
— Richard Thomas
Don't be a tourist. Plan less. Go slowly. I traveled in the most inefficient way possible and it took me exactly where I wanted to go.
— Andrew Evans
It's funny how people who we fight with the most at the end of day are the ones that really got your back.
— Jasmine V
Oh, this is the most TRAGICAL thing that ever happened to me!
— L.M. Montgomery
So this is why I write. Because most times, your life isn't funny the first time through. Most times, you can hardly stand it.
— Chuck Palahniuk
I'm really scary in reality. Most of the time.
— Robert Pattinson
Lawyers were notorious for finding cases in the most unlikely places, especially ones with huge potential damagers awards.
— Jodi Picoult
Sometimes in the most tragic situation, something just profoundly funny happens.
— David Hyde Pierce
I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.
— Andrew Gurland
Most humans expressed affection by pressing their lips together, a simple act, so why would anyone feel the need to research the process?
— Melissa Landers
It's funny how, when things seem the darkest, moments of beauty present themselves in the most unexpected places.
— Karen Marie Moning
Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!! Personally, I think its bollocks!!
— Billy Connolly
He immediately went down with a thud and I was pretty certain most of the furniture in the room jumped when he landed.
— Kristen Ashley
It's funny how really smart people have the most unusual holes in their worldview and perception.
— Nalini Singh
Billy Tauzin is one of the most interesting people in Washington. He is smart, funny, and interesting.
— Tucker Carlson
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.
— Cedric The Entertainer
Business is the most exciting game.
— Max Aitken, Lord Beaverbrook
Sexism is so five minutes ago. I think for the most part, people accept that women are as competent as men.
— Katie Couric
When Guante started, they thought he'd be like popcorn, one of the most popular things around.
— Jerry Coleman
He was the most handsome nightmare she had ever met.
— Jamie Farrell
After 'Crocodile Dundee,' I turned down lots of stuff, most of it where I'd play the girlfriend of some funny man.
— Linda Kozlowski
