The Olympics Funny Quotes
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The Olympics Funny Quotes & Sayings
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There are moments in life that the white-chocolate Magnum ice cream was invented for, and this is one of them.
— Sophie Kinsella
The warrior of the night intercedes for the people.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Cling tight to your sense of humour. You will need it every day.
— T.E. Lawrence
The East End of Glasgow is like the Olympics. Lots of foriegners in tracksuits struggling to speak English.
— Frankie Boyle
I believe in 'Positives' not Negatives the only thing about Alcohol I'm Powerless over is those Damn Taxes
— Stanley Victor Paskavich
I feel like I'm heading full speed in the wrong direction.
— Ken Akamatsu
You have to be realistic about where you are in life and enjoy it.
— Clint Eastwood
Kyle whispered his name softly, like he was her air.
— Debra Anastasia
Well China, you got us. Phelps was doping - and he still beat you. He smoked the sticky-icky, and then he smoked your ass!
— Stephen Colbert
If I had a Boy Scout I could make a fire by rubbing his hind legs together.
— Robert A. Heinlein
Nick looks at Alice like she's the only person on the planet he can see in full color.
— Moira Fowley-Doyle
You give the air of looking for someone, Sophie had said. But I think the missing person is yourself. Each
— John Le Carre
Naturally the U.S. trails in gold medals because every time we win one, we hand it over to the Chinese to pay off our debt.
— Stephen Colbert
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
Everything went smoothly at the sailing events today, except for the British team. They forgot to bring limes and they all got scurvy.
— Craig Ferguson
The greatest of the changes that science has brought is the acuity of change; the greatest novelty the extent of novelty.
— J. Robert Oppenheimer
From the subjective perspective, he may seem cruel, even wicked. But the glory of the man is to be found in the objective perspective.
— Robert Harris
Quoting Scripture leads you to the fountain, but only if you plunge in and come up wet will I know that you are a Christian.
— Aiden Wilson Tozer
Officials at the London Olympics will be conducting 5,000 tests for steroids. Or as Lance Armstrong calls that, 'a Monday.'
— Jimmy Fallon
