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Thong'll Quotes By Valerie Bertinelli: I actually don't care about his movies that

I actually don't care about his movies that much. I just want to twang that thong like a big elastic band. — Valerie Bertinelli

Thong'll Quotes By Tyler Perry: I put a thong on a few months

I put a thong on a few months ago trying to be sexy. I've been looking for it but ain't seen it since. — Tyler Perry

Thong'll Quotes By Scott Adams: money distorts truth like a hippo in a

money distorts truth like a hippo in a thong. — Scott Adams

Thong'll Quotes By C.C. Hunter: Born at Midnight - Personally for me, wearing

Born at Midnight - Personally for me, wearing a thong is like flossing your ass — C.C. Hunter

Thong'll Quotes By Olivia Sudjic: She came back to me at 10.01 the

She came back to me at 10.01 the next morning, a mirror time, as I'd expected. — Olivia Sudjic

Thong'll Quotes By Paul Dano: I think it is important to make sure

I think it is important to make sure that I have my real life as well, because Hollywood can certainly seem like an alternate reality sometimes. — Paul Dano

Thong'll Quotes By Sean Combs: It feels like I could go outside with

It feels like I could go outside with a bikini thong on right now. — Sean Combs

Thong'll Quotes By David Jeremiah: Happiness comes from holiness. You can't truly be

Happiness comes from holiness. You can't truly be happy unless you're hungry for Jesus Christ. — David Jeremiah

Thong'll Quotes By Kylie Scott: I was going to kill him. Slowly. Strangle

I was going to kill him. Slowly. Strangle him with the overpriced thong. A fitting death for a rock star. — Kylie Scott

Thong'll Quotes By Sarah-Kate Lynch: Jacey's eyes hardened. She did not appreciate reality

Jacey's eyes hardened. She did not appreciate reality coming along and snapping her thong. — Sarah-Kate Lynch

Thong'll Quotes By Derek Gunn: Christ! He thought we even have a male

Christ! He thought we even have a male stripper. What's he going to do, throw his thong at the vampires? — Derek Gunn

Thong'll Quotes By Karina Halle: Any date that ended with two people drinking

Any date that ended with two people drinking wine near a fire also ended with a woman's thong being thrown across the room. — Karina Halle

Thong'll Quotes By Elliott Abrams: I think President Obama views Israel as a

I think President Obama views Israel as a problem that needs to be solved. — Elliott Abrams

Thong'll Quotes By Mokokoma Mokhonoana: A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie.

A G-string is a permanent self-inflicted wedgie. — Mokokoma Mokhonoana

Thong'll Quotes By Dakota Cassidy: Then I guess this is Donovan versus Davis.

Then I guess this is Donovan versus Davis. See you here tomorrow at six. Don't forget your thong and your flogging thingy. — Dakota Cassidy

Thong'll Quotes By Kresley Cole: In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't

In an incredulous tone, he said, "You don't know the meaning of virtue!"
"Of course I do-it means your thong must be white." (Sabine) — Kresley Cole

Thong'll Quotes By Samuel Johnson: It is our first duty to serve society,

It is our first duty to serve society, and after we have done that, we may attend wholly to the salvation of our own souls. — Samuel Johnson

Thong'll Quotes By Peggy Webb: You're wearing a lace thong?" Dolly clapped her

You're wearing a lace thong?" Dolly clapped her hands. "That's absolutely perfect for romance. — Peggy Webb

Thong'll Quotes By Robert Fabbri: the leather thong binding his

the leather thong binding his — Robert Fabbri

Thong'll Quotes By Wuwun Wiati: No Matter How High You Are, You Will

No Matter How High You Are, You Will End Up At Six Feet Under. Enjoy your OWN life. — Wuwun Wiati

Thong'll Quotes By Neal Asher: I've been an engineer, barman, skip lorry driver,

I've been an engineer, barman, skip lorry driver, coalman, boat window manufacturer, contract grass cutter and builder. — Neal Asher

Thong'll Quotes By Albert Brooks: When I die, if the word 'thong' appears

When I die, if the word 'thong' appears in the first or second sentence of my obituary, I've screwed up. — Albert Brooks

Thong'll Quotes By Bill Engvall: I believe that anyone who wants to wear

I believe that anyone who wants to wear a thong should have to go through an application process. — Bill Engvall

Thong'll Quotes By John Hiatt: Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat

Sometimes love can be so wrong/Like a fat man in a thong, — John Hiatt

Thong'll Quotes By Bella Swann: She lay there like a beautiful lace covered

She lay there like a beautiful lace covered present for the troll with her sweet hands wrapped up in the red bow of Lilith's red silk thong. — Bella Swann

Thong'll Quotes By Autumn Doughton: Was her thong chafing her ass or did

Was her thong chafing her ass or did she really dislike me that much. — Autumn Doughton

Thong'll Quotes By Hank Azaria: I wore a thong and a bra and

I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. — Hank Azaria

Thong'll Quotes By Patricia Briggs: No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than

No-pocket jeans are only slightly less irritating than thong underwear. — Patricia Briggs

Thong'll Quotes By Arthur Schopenhauer: Marrying means to halve one's rights and double

Marrying means to halve one's rights and double one's duties — Arthur Schopenhauer

Thong'll Quotes By Harry Styles: My favorite party trick is to wear nothing

My favorite party trick is to wear nothing but a gold thong in the house. — Harry Styles

Thong'll Quotes By Nicole Peeler: My libido was doing the humpy dance while

My libido was doing the humpy dance while dressed in Milkbone pasties and a thong. — Nicole Peeler

Thong'll Quotes By Caris Roane: She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed.

She was thong-climbing-her-ass pissed. — Caris Roane

Thong'll Quotes By Victoria Beckham: Everyone's showing their thong out the back of

Everyone's showing their thong out the back of their jeans. But you shouldn't wear any. You get a better line if you wear no knickers. — Victoria Beckham