Toasters Quotes
Collection of top 23 famous quotes about Toasters
Toasters Quotes & Sayings
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I didn't shoot anybody, no sir ... I'm just a patsy.
— Lee Harvey Oswald
Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?
— Dave Barry
Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?
— Walt Mossberg
You must fail to succeed
— Thabiso Monkoe
Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters.
— Neil Gaiman
You're not going to go far unless you're a workaholic.
— Sloan Wilson
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
— Peter Kay
I wished my family would buy normal sliced white bread, the kind that went into toasters, like every other family I knew.
— Anonymous
For success in life you need yukti (skill) and shakti (strength), Bhakti (Devotion ) and Mukti (Freedom).
— Sri Sri Ravi Shankar
I just like doing standup, that's all I'm interested in or good at.
— Norm MacDonald
I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.
— Dane Cook
To what a bad choice is many a worthy woman betrayed, by that false and inconsiderate notion, That a reformed rake makes the best husband!
— Samuel Richardson
Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.
— Douglas Coupland
Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.
— Sam Levenson