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Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Homer: Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow

Why, you could wake up dead tomorrow — Homer

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Ali Sparkes: Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some

Good plan," Freddy was saying. "Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething. — Ali Sparkes

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By P. J. O'Rourke: It's better to spend money like there's no

It's better to spend money like there's no tomorrow than to spend tonight like there's no money. — P. J. O'Rourke

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Don Meyer: To be a team, you must be a

To be a team, you must be a family. — Don Meyer

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Cassandra Page: People are writing post-apocalyptic fiction like there's no

People are writing post-apocalyptic fiction like there's no tomorrow! — Cassandra Page

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Michelle Gable: It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and

It's funny how quickly tomorrow becomes yesterday and then last week and then you run out of time. — Michelle Gable

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Manasa Rao: Isn't it funny how we all will end

Isn't it funny how we all will end up? Best friends today, communicating via internet tomorrow. Crush today, dancing at their weddings tomorrow. — Manasa Rao

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Oswald Chambers: Christian workers fail because they place their desire

Christian workers fail because they place their desire for their own holiness above their desire to know God. — Oswald Chambers

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Elvis Presley: [It's] funny how things have a way of

[It's] funny how things have a way of looking so much brighter in the daytime. — Elvis Presley

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Albert Brooks: I cast unusual people in my movies.

I cast unusual people in my movies. — Albert Brooks

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Adrienne Wilder: They want to talk to you tomorrow.""Tomo ...

They want to talk to you tomorrow."
"Tomo ... " Chase choked on the word. "As in the day after today?"
"Is there any other kind? — Adrienne Wilder

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Cherie Priest: I assume they're still there, ostriching themselves and

I assume they're still there, ostriching themselves and eating paint chips, or whatever it is they do in their spare time. I — Cherie Priest

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By David Niven: Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married

Tomorrow, Trubshawe, I am going to get married again, thereby quite possibly making the greatest mistake of my life. — David Niven

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Deborah Howe: Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world!

Today vegetables. Tomorrow...the world! — Deborah Howe

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Christopher Lasch: Conservatives sense a link between television and drugs,

Conservatives sense a link between television and drugs, but they do not grasp the nature of this connection. — Christopher Lasch

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Patrick Modiano: I just have two daughters and a grandson.

I just have two daughters and a grandson. So not a big family. — Patrick Modiano

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Ashleigh Brilliant: Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no

Forgive me now - tomorrow I may no longer feel guilty. — Ashleigh Brilliant

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Jennie Allen: Striving is stealing our joy, our moments.

Striving is stealing our joy, our moments. — Jennie Allen

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By David Frost: For those of you haven't read the book,

For those of you haven't read the book, it's being published tomorrow — David Frost

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Eugene Ormandy: We do not know when he is coming.

We do not know when he is coming. He is coming tomorrow. — Eugene Ormandy

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Dannika Dark: No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe

No, it's fine. I know you're late. Maybe we can talk tomorrow, but I'm going to be in and out all day."
"That's what he said," she purred. — Dannika Dark

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Zane: I have butterflies in my stomach.

I have butterflies in my stomach. — Zane

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Gene Simmons: A good marriage can be ruined by poor

A good marriage can be ruined by poor communications - and by forgetting to put the lid back down. — Gene Simmons

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By George Carlin: The day after tomorrow is the third day

The day after tomorrow is the third day of the rest of your life. — George Carlin

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Emo Philips: Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is

Countries are making nuclear weapons like there is no tomorrow. — Emo Philips

Tomorrow Funny Quotes By Kristen Bell: I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers

I love nerds. Comic-Con junkies are the tastemakers of tomorrow. Isn't that funny? The tables have turned. — Kristen Bell