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Toothpaste Quotes By Joan Didion: She knew all the indices to the idle

She knew all the indices to the idle lonely, never bought a small tube of toothpaste, never dropped a magazine in her shopping card. — Joan Didion

Toothpaste Quotes By Noam Chomsky: The elections are run by the same industries

The elections are run by the same industries that sell toothpaste on television. — Noam Chomsky

Toothpaste Quotes By Jim Butcher: Some things just aren't meant to go together.

Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher

Toothpaste Quotes By Felicia Day: You have a finite number of toothpaste tubes

You have a finite number of toothpaste tubes you will ever consume while on this planet. Make the most of that clean tooth time. For yourself. — Felicia Day

Toothpaste Quotes By Earl Wilson: Money in the bank is like toothpaste in

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson

Toothpaste Quotes By Jack Steel: Small talk acts like your toothpaste that helps

Small talk acts like your toothpaste that helps combat this process with good conversational hygiene. Here — Jack Steel

Toothpaste Quotes By Margot Robbie: I know that my look is more 'toothpaste

I know that my look is more 'toothpaste model' as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles. — Margot Robbie

Toothpaste Quotes By Will Ferrell: I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell

Toothpaste Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities

I'm like toilet paper, toothpaste and certain amenities - I'm proven to be good. I've still got 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10 years left. — Shaquille O'Neal

Toothpaste Quotes By Albert Brooks: Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. — Albert Brooks

Toothpaste Quotes By H.R. Haldeman: Once the toothpaste is out of the tube,

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H.R. Haldeman

Toothpaste Quotes By Charles Duhigg: Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste

Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box on the shelf. — Charles Duhigg

Toothpaste Quotes By Sarah Caldwell: If you can sell green toothpaste in this

If you can sell green toothpaste in this country, you can sell opera. — Sarah Caldwell

Toothpaste Quotes By Mitch Hedberg: I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back.

I got some tartar-control toothpaste a while back. I've still got tartar, but it's under control. — Mitch Hedberg

Toothpaste Quotes By Noam Chomsky: It is important to bear in mind that

It is important to bear in mind that political campaigns are designed by the same people who sell toothpaste and cars. — Noam Chomsky

Toothpaste Quotes By Kate Brady: Probably nothing, but it was one of those

Probably nothing, but it was one of those thoughts like toothpaste: Once it's out, you can't squeeze it back in. — Kate Brady

Toothpaste Quotes By H. Jackson Brown Jr.: I've learned that it doesn't matter how your

I've learned that it doesn't matter how your husband squeezes the toothpaste, the important thing is how he squeezes you. — H. Jackson Brown Jr.

Toothpaste Quotes By John Banville: Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and

Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and something feety that made my blood flare — John Banville

Toothpaste Quotes By Ellen DeGeneres: Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has!

Have you ever thought about toothpaste? Ellen has! And she makes a point about all of the types of toothpaste that Colgate offers! — Ellen DeGeneres

Toothpaste Quotes By Joanna Wylde: More likely she was in there injecting my

More likely she was in there injecting my toothpaste with strychnine. — Joanna Wylde

Toothpaste Quotes By Dave Barry: For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the

For most celebrities, the biggest meal of the day is toothpaste (they use reduced-fat Crest). — Dave Barry

Toothpaste Quotes By Julie Garwood: When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the

When you brush your teeth, I'll squeeze the toothpaste. — Julie Garwood

Toothpaste Quotes By Kresley Cole: This was full when I left. Demon, did

This was full when I left. Demon, did you eat some of my toothpaste? — Kresley Cole

Toothpaste Quotes By Karl Otto Pohl: Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you

Inflation is like toothpaste. Once it's out, you can hardly get it back in again. — Karl Otto Pohl

Toothpaste Quotes By Johnny B. Laughing: Q: What helps keep your teeth together? A:

Q: What helps keep your teeth together? A: Toothpaste. — Johnny B. Laughing

Toothpaste Quotes By R.D. Ronald: To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste

To whomever swapped my tattoo cream for toothpaste ... well played. — R.D. Ronald

Toothpaste Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Communists all seem to wear small caps, a

Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people. — Fran Lebowitz

Toothpaste Quotes By Nyrae Dawn: But when he smiles? Really smiles, it's perfect.

But when he smiles? Really smiles, it's perfect. Like toothpaste commercial, boy-next-door beauty that makes it really hard to be pissed at him. — Nyrae Dawn

Toothpaste Quotes By Don DeLillo: He imagines they are uniformly smiling, showing the

He imagines they are uniformly smiling, showing the face they squeeze out with the toothpaste every morning. — Don DeLillo

Toothpaste Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I brush my teeth with a leg of

I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste. — Jarod Kintz

Toothpaste Quotes By Bill Bryson: There is always a little more toothpaste in

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson

Toothpaste Quotes By Yu Hua: As soon as the train pulled into the

As soon as the train pulled into the station, the red guards would pour out of doors and windows like toothpaste squirting endlessly from a tube. — Yu Hua

Toothpaste Quotes By V. Theia: Maybe he was the kind of man to

Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That was a deal breaker for all women. God forbid he had mommy issues. — V. Theia

Toothpaste Quotes By Drew: If good stuff happened to us until we

If good stuff happened to us until we died it wouldn't be called Life. It would be called Great. — Drew

Toothpaste Quotes By David Levithan: Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there,

Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste. — David Levithan

Toothpaste Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: Today Baba got a blister when he put

Today Baba got a blister when he put his palm down on the hood of our rental car! Mother had to put toothpaste on it. — Khaled Hosseini

Toothpaste Quotes By Mark Z. Danielewski: No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of

No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff. — Mark Z. Danielewski

Toothpaste Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Toothpaste Quotes By Ellen Goodman: When you live alone, you can be sure

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act. — Ellen Goodman

Toothpaste Quotes By Harlan Ellison: Posing the question: does the god of love

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison

Toothpaste Quotes By Hilary Swank: I cut coupons, love specials and believe in

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank

Toothpaste Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal

Toothpaste Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol

Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube. — Chuck Palahniuk

Toothpaste Quotes By H.R. Haldeman: You cant put the toothpaste back in the

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. — H.R. Haldeman

Toothpaste Quotes By Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff: Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes?

Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes? — Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff

Toothpaste Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: If you're bored tonight why don't you write

If you're bored tonight why don't you write down everything that comes to mind when you hear the word toothpaste? — Jaclyn Moriarty

Toothpaste Quotes By Randolph Randy Camp: If I don't care what toothpaste you use,

If I don't care what toothpaste you use, then why should I care who's in your bed? — Randolph Randy Camp