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Toothpaste Best Quotes By Jim Butcher: Some things just aren't meant to go together.

Some things just aren't meant to go together. Things like oil and water. Orange juice and toothpaste. — Jim Butcher

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Felicia Day: You have a finite number of toothpaste tubes

You have a finite number of toothpaste tubes you will ever consume while on this planet. Make the most of that clean tooth time. For yourself. — Felicia Day

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Earl Wilson: Money in the bank is like toothpaste in

Money in the bank is like toothpaste in the tube. Easy to take out, hard to put back. — Earl Wilson

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Margot Robbie: I know that my look is more 'toothpaste

I know that my look is more 'toothpaste model' as opposed to artsy, which sucks because I can play those roles. — Margot Robbie

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Will Ferrell: I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food. — Will Ferrell

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Harlan Ellison: Posing the question: does the god of love

Posing the question: does the god of love use underarm deodorant, vaginal spray and fluoride toothpaste? — Harlan Ellison

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Charles Duhigg: Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste

Most people probably don't even know what toothpaste they buy; they just recognize the box on the shelf. — Charles Duhigg

Toothpaste Best Quotes By H.R. Haldeman: Once the toothpaste is out of the tube,

Once the toothpaste is out of the tube, it is awfully hard to get it back in. — H.R. Haldeman

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Albert Brooks: Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's

Most entertainment is trying to get you. It's tested, like toothpaste. — Albert Brooks

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Josh Stern: Don't you wish we all lived in black

Don't you wish we all lived in black light ... for one thing, it would mean an end to toothpaste as we know it — Josh Stern

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Randolph Randy Camp: If I don't care what toothpaste you use,

If I don't care what toothpaste you use, then why should I care who's in your bed? — Randolph Randy Camp

Toothpaste Best Quotes By John Banville: Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and

Her mouth tasted of smoke and toothpaste and something feety that made my blood flare — John Banville

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff: Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes?

Who needs toothpaste when you have cigarettes? — Kevin Mcpherson Eckhoff

Toothpaste Best Quotes By H.R. Haldeman: You cant put the toothpaste back in the

You cant put the toothpaste back in the tube. — H.R. Haldeman

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Chuck Palahniuk: Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol

Here was our future of cheese-food and aerosol propellants, Styrofoam and Club Med on the moon, roast beef served in a toothpaste tube. — Chuck Palahniuk

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Shaquille O'Neal: Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet

Can't nobody [mess] with me. I'm like toilet paper, Pampers and toothpaste. I'm definitely proven to be effective. — Shaquille O'Neal

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Hilary Swank: I cut coupons, love specials and believe in

I cut coupons, love specials and believe in buying toilet paper and toothpaste in bulk. It's just who I am. — Hilary Swank

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Jaclyn Moriarty: If you're bored tonight why don't you write

If you're bored tonight why don't you write down everything that comes to mind when you hear the word toothpaste? — Jaclyn Moriarty

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Ellen Goodman: When you live alone, you can be sure

When you live alone, you can be sure that the person who squeezed the toothpaste tube in the middle wasn't committing a hostile act. — Ellen Goodman

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Fran Lebowitz: Communists all seem to wear small caps, a

Communists all seem to wear small caps, a look I consider better suited to tubes of toothpaste than to people. — Fran Lebowitz

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Mark Z. Danielewski: No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of

No gunfire, famine, or flies. Just lots of toothpaste, gardening and people stuff. — Mark Z. Danielewski

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: Today Baba got a blister when he put

Today Baba got a blister when he put his palm down on the hood of our rental car! Mother had to put toothpaste on it. — Khaled Hosseini

Toothpaste Best Quotes By David Levithan: Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there,

Flagrant, adj. I would be standing right there, and you would walk out of the bathroom without putting the cap back on the toothpaste. — David Levithan

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Drew: If good stuff happened to us until we

If good stuff happened to us until we died it wouldn't be called Life. It would be called Great. — Drew

Toothpaste Best Quotes By V. Theia: Maybe he was the kind of man to

Maybe he was the kind of man to leave the cap from the toothpaste. That was a deal breaker for all women. God forbid he had mommy issues. — V. Theia

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Yu Hua: As soon as the train pulled into the

As soon as the train pulled into the station, the red guards would pour out of doors and windows like toothpaste squirting endlessly from a tube. — Yu Hua

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Bill Bryson: There is always a little more toothpaste in

There is always a little more toothpaste in the tube. Think about it. — Bill Bryson

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Jarod Kintz: I brush my teeth with a leg of

I brush my teeth with a leg of fried chicken, and gravy is my toothpaste. — Jarod Kintz

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Don DeLillo: He imagines they are uniformly smiling, showing the

He imagines they are uniformly smiling, showing the face they squeeze out with the toothpaste every morning. — Don DeLillo

Toothpaste Best Quotes By Nyrae Dawn: But when he smiles? Really smiles, it's perfect.

But when he smiles? Really smiles, it's perfect. Like toothpaste commercial, boy-next-door beauty that makes it really hard to be pissed at him. — Nyrae Dawn