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Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Colorado's right next to Utah - you know,

Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I think that parents only get so offended

I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and the sole educator of their kids. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize

Jerry Bruckheimer creates comedy, he just doesn't realize because he's a turd. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I grew up with the religion of 'Star

I grew up with the religion of 'Star Wars,' frankly. That's when I realized there is something bigger out there ... and it's called The Force. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world

I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song

When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts ... Super funny. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time

Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left it. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I hate puppets so much.

I hate puppets so much. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I was a big Broadway fan for a

I was a big Broadway fan for a while. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: When I was a kid, to me, the

When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I bought a house for my mom, I

I bought a house for my mom, I bought a house for my dad, I bought a house for my sister. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Me and Matt love to argue, but in

Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike. — Trey Parker

We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they're just making of themselves. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed

I would never kill somebody, unless they pissed me off. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Any job is a job. If you have

Any job is a job. If you have to be doing something, then you're probably not enjoying it. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I just realized that there are going to

I just realized that there are going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal with them in the right way. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Bargaining makes you come up with the best

Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: What we're always looking for is weird social

What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for them, there's no shortage of material. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Hippies, hippies ... they want to save the

Hippies, hippies ... they want to save the world but all they do is smoke pot and play frisbee! — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as

I was a big 'Charlie Brown' fan as a kid. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough

Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't

I've gotten to a point where I wouldn't direct someone else's material. It would only be something totally original. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Hollywood views regular people as children, and they

Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to tell the idiots out there how to be. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: If you're famous, you suck, just for being

If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans don't. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I have maggots in my scrotum.

I have maggots in my scrotum. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I would let my kids watch this stuff

I would let my kids watch this stuff way before I'd let them watch something like 'Full House' that I think would make them stupid. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I can feel myself dying inside.

I can feel myself dying inside. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I've never met a Mormon I didn't like.

I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney. They're so Rodgers and Hammerstein. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I try not to tune in to politics

I try not to tune in to politics until it's two or three months before the election. Till then, it's like watching preseason football. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: All the religions are super funny to me.

All the religions are super funny to me. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: A scotch buzz is the best buzz in

A scotch buzz is the best buzz in the world. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: The problem is we moved to LA ...

The problem is we moved to LA ... The only way to be punk rock in L.A. is to be a Republican. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: So much of what you see now in

So much of what you see now in Hollywood is written and directed by committee, and you can see it. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell

My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I like to fancy myself more of a

I like to fancy myself more of a musician than anything else. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Penn Jillette: Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the

Trey Parker did 'Book of Mormon.' It's the best Broadway show I've ever seen. He does 'South Park.' It's wonderful. — Penn Jillette

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Even from the very beginning, I didn't put

Even from the very beginning, I didn't put any money in the stock market. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Even if you're not Christian, just from being

Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and redemption. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If

Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved,it would be much simpler, but much less magical — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and

I find Mormons adorable. I love Disneyland and old musicals, and, to me, Mormonism fits right in with all of that. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: People have a lot of different beliefs, and

People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs that probably don't make sense to anyone else. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Living is having ups and downs and sharing

Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I was always a very happy, optimistic person.

I was always a very happy, optimistic person. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed

Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was still in womb? — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Once you have kids, you think like a

Once you have kids, you think like a parent. You get a lot more protective. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: If somebody actually came to me and said,

If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park' episodes,' I'd be like, 'No, no, no.' — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: We find just as many things to rip

We find just as many things to rip on the left as we do on the right. People on the far-left and the far-right are the same exact person to us. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's

Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I have no desire to ever talk to

I have no desire to ever talk to Sean Penn. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: Well I looked in my moms closet and

Well I looked in my moms closet and saw what I was getting for Christmas, an ultravibe pleasure 2000. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie

I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: We have it, we're lucky enough that we've

We have it, we're lucky enough that we've created a show where it's not about ... a family, or a kid, it's about a town. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got

You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I don't want to say never, but I

I don't want to say never, but I hope I don't become that 'take me seriously now' guy. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I don't even know where Russia and Mexico

I don't even know where Russia and Mexico are. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: There's a lot of people who, a cigarette

There's a lot of people who, a cigarette is about the only vacation they have. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a

The 'Beavis and Butt-head' movie was just a movie-length version of the TV show. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and

I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: No show would be successful if you took

No show would be successful if you took a group of people and just said, 'You're dumb!' over and over. That's not what Broadway's about. — Trey Parker

Trey Parker Quotes By Trey Parker: You can't make experimental work by copying past

You can't make experimental work by copying past work. — Trey Parker