Very Funny Horse Quotes
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Bindy Mackenzie talks like a horse.
— Jaclyn Moriarty
I have no rules and no methods ... no secrets.
— Pierre-Auguste Renoir
Now is now. Here is my treasure.
— Gretchen Rubin
Life is a story told by an idiot, full of noise and emotion, but without any meaning. [A
— William Shakespeare
I got a horse for my wife. I thought it was a fair swap.
— Bob Monkhouse
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
It does not demean men to want to be what they imagine the wolf to be, but it does demean them to kill the animal for it.
— Barry Lopez
Anyway ... she knows a guy who knows a guy who knows a horse who knows a goat who knows another horse-
— Rick Riordan
Mitt Romney had a horse competing in the Olympics. He didn't win. But next year, he'll be competing in 'Dancing with the Stars.'
— David Letterman
it's half-past nowhere everywhere.
— Charles Bukowski
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him participate in synchronized diving.
— Cuthbert Soup
How happy is the Optimist / To whom life shows its sunny side / His horse may lose, his ship may list, / But he always sees the funny side.
— Phyllis McGinley
My love is sticky, like glue. I'd kill a horse just to give you some.
— Dark Jar Tin Zoo
My horse was so late getting home, he tiptoed into the stable.
— Henny Youngman
You are only limited by your own imagination
— Benny Bellamacina
It's hard to lead a cavalry charge if you think you look funny on a horse.
— Adlai E. Stevenson II
I hope more women will join us in our journey towards a more balanced political system.
— Sylvia Lim
What's the name of the birth defect you have, trampled by a horse during the 2nd trimester?
— Jim Norton
What's the difference between rain and grain? Only a g, though they both grow in the land, and they don't land but fall. What a difference a g makes!
— Ana Claudia Antunes
He looks like a horse in a man costume!
— Dylan Moran
It's going to be okay, Eric," Urte said, helping me sit up. I shook my head. "Lying is my forte, Urte, not yours." (Eric.) — Shannon A. Thompson
Learning French is trivial: the word for horse is cheval, and everything else follows in the same way.
— Alan Perlis
Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.
— Groucho Marx
I was not dressed crazily - I was dressed as a horse. And for a very logical and sane reason.
— Diane Messidoro
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live.
— Henny Youngman
Listen, I'd rather lie naked in a plowed field under an incontinent horse for a week than have to read that paragraph again!
— Diane Ackerman
You look like a horse in a man costume
— Dylan Moran
