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The mark of a good party is that you wake up the next morning wanting to change your name and start a new life in a different city.
— Vance Bourjaily
The sooner the jihadis go up to their imagined #heaven, the sooner our earth would be a heaven.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
It's a very funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
— W. Somerset Maugham
You Cannot Live as I Have Lived and Not End Up Like This: The Thoroughly Disgraceful Life & Times of Willie Donaldson.
— Jay Nordlinger
The inventory process and stepping back in your life can sometimes be a very dark process. But it also can be extremely funny and surprising.
— Craig Charles
And what have you been up to? she asked.Oh, I don't know really, I said. Not much. Learning how to be a good loser. — Miriam Toews
It is a very funny thing that the sleepier you are, the longer you take about getting to bed.
— C.S. Lewis
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
How are you gonna make an 'idol' from the type of person you're trying to avoid in real life?
— Natasha Leggero
Number one way life would be different if dogs ran the world: All motorists must drive with head out window.
— David Letterman
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
The movement of life has to rest in its own music.
— Rabindranath Tagore
Life's funny. Sometimes it's your oyster, and sometimes you're it's bitch-slapped man-whore.
— Lois Greiman
To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
— Criss Jami
No good at life, but very funny sometimes with the commentary.
— Kurt Vonnegut
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
I had a dream about you last night. We watched pornography together, but purely for the storyline.
— Michael Summers
I write about wounds, the eternal treasons of life. It's not very funny, but it's sincere. My commitment is to sincerity.
— Tahar Ben Jelloun
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
Repetition will be repeated
— NightBits
I didn't grow up with my dad, so it was always very funny to me, and always has been, what an important part DNA plays in one's life.
— Kiefer Sutherland
Wise is the fool who becomes a master at laughter.
— Curtis Tyrone Jones
I think that life is very dark at times and there are things that are very funny about that.
— Brett Gelman
I nurture very good intentions about you. May you die in peace.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
I Take Life Very Seriously: One Joke At A Time.
— Sandra Chami Kassis
I happen to be very good with younger actors because I have extremely vivid memories of that time of my life, and kids are just funny.
— David M. Evans
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it. - SOMERSET MAUGHAM
— Sarah Ban Breathnach
Life and death played out before my very eyes. You don't see these things if you clean your room regularly. — Joan Bauer
I don't like driving very much. That makes me very unhappy, because I scream a lot in the car, but other than that, life is actually pretty good.
— Whoopi Goldberg
I had a dream about you last night ... you were a giant slinky and I watched you fall down the stairs.
— Amy Summers
Life is funny; it really is.
— Karyn Bosnak
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
The greatest thief this world has ever produced is procrastination, and he is still at large.
— Josh Billings
It's all life is. Just going 'round kissing people.
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.
— William Goldman
To do something funny, you have to have experienced it in real life and digested it in a way that amuses you.
— Ted Danson
I think it's funny how life can lead you down certain paths which you wouldn't have taken otherwise.
— Giovanna Fletcher
My condolences, you're still alive.
— Fakeer Ishavardas
Some things in life are certain; death, taxes, and that your family will piss you off.
— Melanie Finn
Sporks are only used in the most dire situations.
— Jennifer L. Armentrout
First of all, I find everything funny, which is upsetting to my children sometimes, and to people in my life, in general.
— Jenji Kohan
Satisfaction is not the achievement of what we want, but the awareness of what we have.
— Abhysheq Shukla
I had a funny feeling that day, all day: something about how much I liked my life and where I was with it.
— John Darnielle
I feel no grief for being called somethingwhich
I am not;
in fact, it's enthralling, somehow, like a good
back rub — Charles Bukowski
I ought to write funny books. Life is really too horribly funny, but unless one's an outsider looking on, it's all such a bore.
— Graham Greene
