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Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Diana Gabaldon: Mm, you're nice to croodle wi', he murmured,

Mm, you're nice to croodle wi', he murmured, doing what I assumed was croodling. — Diana Gabaldon

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Rachel Aaron: Don't try to nice your way out of

Don't try to nice your way out of this. It's insulting. — Rachel Aaron

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By J. Lynn: Very nice and funny, but he put the

Very nice and funny, but he put the 'or' in man-whore. — J. Lynn

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Mignon McLaughlin: Men never know how tired they are till

Men never know how tired they are till their wives sit them down for a nice long talk. — Mignon McLaughlin

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Nenia Campbell: Now there's a girl I don't want to

Now there's a girl I don't want to mess with' - or at least, that's what I would think if I had a chronic fear of freakishly nice people. — Nenia Campbell

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Rick Wakeman: There's a fine line between angry and grumpy.

There's a fine line between angry and grumpy. Angry isn't nice, but grumpy is funny. — Rick Wakeman

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Mike Birbiglia: I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid

I love Valentine's Day. When you're a kid everyone gets a Valentine. It's like 'TO TIM, NICE PANTS, LOVE SCOTT'. It's Valentines galore! — Mike Birbiglia

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Anonymous: Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that. — Anonymous

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Elizabeth Hand: If the retreat house was a trap, it

If the retreat house was a trap, it was a very nice one. — Elizabeth Hand

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Anne Gracie: Well, go on then, Abby; run along and

Well, go on then, Abby; run along and let the nice man compromise you. — Anne Gracie

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Demetri Martin: My friend has hand soap that smells like

My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts. — Demetri Martin

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By George Lopez: Whoever is my relative, I will not be

Whoever is my relative, I will not be nice to them. — George Lopez

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Chelsea Handler: You should never be mean to other girls.

You should never be mean to other girls. I don't care what grade you're in. Be nice to people until you're my age ... and you have your own TV show. — Chelsea Handler

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Vladimir Nabokov: And a beautiful garden, not far from a

And a beautiful garden, not far from a beautiful lake, and I said it sounded perfectly perfect. — Vladimir Nabokov

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Oscar Wilde: However, it is always nice to be expected,

However, it is always nice to be expected, and not to arrive. — Oscar Wilde

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Maureen Daly: It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your

It's funny how, having nice thoughts in your head, it is so pleasant to pull them all out and think them all over again. — Maureen Daly

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Albert Einstein: When you are courting a nice girl an

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. — Albert Einstein

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Rita Rudner: Be careful of men who are bald and

Be careful of men who are bald and rich; the arrogance of "rich" usually cancels out the nice of "bald". — Rita Rudner

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By C.J. Redwine: His knives are nice. Mine is better.

His knives are nice. Mine is better. — C.J. Redwine

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Juliet Blackwell: Don't be too nice to him," I teased.

Don't be too nice to him," I teased. "He'll never leave. — Juliet Blackwell

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Brian Regan: I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's

I drove myself to the Emergency Room. That's a nice relaxing drive. "Noooo, after you. Merge-everybody merge." — Brian Regan

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Steve Carell: It's nice to find people who live on

It's nice to find people who live on the fringe, finding one another and she's just unrelentingly funny. — Steve Carell

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Annie Dillard: I write in my own journal when something

I write in my own journal when something extraordinary or funny happens. And there's some nice imagery in there. I don't think of what to do with it. — Annie Dillard

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Eoin Colfer: Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the

Naturally, we lunatics are the kindest of the bunch. — Eoin Colfer

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Cherise Sinclair: You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds

You have a gorgeous ass, and it holds handprints beautifully.
Oh, well, how nice for me. — Cherise Sinclair

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Zooey Deschanel: I would say I know nothing about the

I would say I know nothing about the music business, in a nice sort of way. I totally forgot I was in that music video. That's so funny. — Zooey Deschanel

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Mark Twain: I did not attend his funeral, but I

I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. — Mark Twain

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Kendall Jenner: My ideal prom date would have to be

My ideal prom date would have to be cute, funny, sweet, nice. — Kendall Jenner

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Marisha Pessl: Landlocked Switzerland: They're Nice and Neutral Only Because

Landlocked Switzerland: They're Nice and Neutral Only Because They're Tiny — Marisha Pessl

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Karina Halle: Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and

Funny how a nice ass, firm pecs, and a great smile could thwart a woman's best plans. — Karina Halle

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Molly Harper: Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract

Leaving knots untied and scattering seeds to distract them will only work on vampires with OCD. — Molly Harper

Very Nice And Funny Quotes By Amanda Seyfried: The funny thing is, the girls that I'm

The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome. — Amanda Seyfried