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Vibrator Quotes By Jay Caspian Kang: Free love is vibrator slogan.

Free love is vibrator slogan. — Jay Caspian Kang

Vibrator Quotes By Lexi Ryan: Is that a cell phone in your pocket,"

Is that a cell phone in your pocket," I whisper up at him, "or did I misplace my vibrator? — Lexi Ryan

Vibrator Quotes By N.M. Silber: Holy shit! That dog had my vibrator!

Holy shit! That dog had my vibrator! — N.M. Silber

Vibrator Quotes By David Arquette: I think God is a giant vibrator in

I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy. — David Arquette

Vibrator Quotes By Jill Shalvis: You named your dildo." "No," she said. "Dildo

You named your dildo." "No," she said. "Dildo is a town in Newfoundland, Canada. I have a . . ." She lowered her voice. "Vibrator. — Jill Shalvis

Vibrator Quotes By Nancy Pickard: New York City was the world's biggest vibrator.

New York City was the world's biggest vibrator. Everything vibrated above, and below the streets. — Nancy Pickard

Vibrator Quotes By Jill Shalvis: She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as

She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch. — Jill Shalvis

Vibrator Quotes By Chelsea Handler: Even if times are tough and you're enduring

Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person. — Chelsea Handler

Vibrator Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a

Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card ... — Jill Shalvis

Vibrator Quotes By Cassandra Lawson: He's so hot that he could melt the

He's so hot that he could melt the batteries in my vibrator — Cassandra Lawson

Vibrator Quotes By Anna Bayes: I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I

I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don't think you can beat my vibrator. — Anna Bayes

Vibrator Quotes By Alessandra Torre: I didn't want another vibrator night.

I didn't want another vibrator night. — Alessandra Torre

Vibrator Quotes By Chelsea Handler: I got a vibrator that needed two nine

I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that. — Chelsea Handler

Vibrator Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: I didn't blame him. God, I wouldn't have

I didn't blame him. God, I wouldn't have blamed Bones if he'd duct-taped a vibrator to me and just took care of the whole sordid nightmare that way — Jeaniene Frost

Vibrator Quotes By Beryl Dov: Spoiled [10w] When a woman gets used to

Spoiled [10w]
When a woman gets used to an industrial quality pneumatic drill,
I seriously doubt if she'll use a vibrator again. — Beryl Dov

Vibrator Quotes By Jill Shalvis: Help out her grandma and also learn to

Help out her grandma and also learn to be social with something other than her laptop and vibrator while she was at it. — Jill Shalvis

Vibrator Quotes By Penny Reid: Give a man a fish and you've fed

Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day, but - " "Give a woman a vibrator, and she'll orgasm for life. I get it. — Penny Reid

Vibrator Quotes By Emma Hart: Pfft. Wine is the greatest invention. Next to

Pfft. Wine is the greatest invention. Next to the vibrator, of course. They're equally fabulous. — Emma Hart

Vibrator Quotes By Jill Shalvis: He eyed her cart with wry amusement. You

He eyed her cart with wry amusement. You either have a lot of very little flashlights, or a busy vibrator. — Jill Shalvis

Vibrator Quotes By Nicki Elson: One day she was going to be found

One day she was going to be found dead mid-hump on a polyurethane phallus — Nicki Elson

Vibrator Quotes By Wendy Byrne: I feel your pain. My vibrator needed batteries.

I feel your pain. My vibrator needed batteries. — Wendy Byrne

Vibrator Quotes By Karina Halle: I thought you'd be entirely self-sufficient.""Oh I am,"

I thought you'd be entirely self-sufficient.""Oh I am," I shoot back. "You should see my vibrator collection. — Karina Halle

Vibrator Quotes By Snoop Dogg: Ain't nothing greater than an x-rater with a

Ain't nothing greater than an x-rater with a nickname like Vibrator. — Snoop Dogg

Vibrator Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire!

A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise — Jeaniene Frost

Vibrator Quotes By Khalia Hades: What the fuck is that? Harley Vibrator?

What the fuck is that? Harley Vibrator? — Khalia Hades

Vibrator Quotes By Eva Longoria: The best sex I have ever had was

The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator. — Eva Longoria

Vibrator Quotes By Alessandra Torre: He went full frontal in The Evidence Locker.

He went full frontal in The Evidence Locker. America swooned and my vibrator got a fresh round of batteries. — Alessandra Torre

Vibrator Quotes By Christian McKay Heidicker: I don't get lonely. I have Nutella. And

I don't get lonely. I have Nutella. And a vibrator. — Christian McKay Heidicker

Vibrator Quotes By Kendall Ryan: Hell, a fifty-dollar vibrator could do his job,

Hell, a fifty-dollar vibrator could do his job, and I wouldn't have to listen to its bullshit. — Kendall Ryan

Vibrator Quotes By Sherrilyn Kenyon: I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza

I have a computer, a vibrator, and pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? - Tabitha — Sherrilyn Kenyon

Vibrator Quotes By Jeaniene Frost: Kira knew that his tounge felt like a

Kira knew that his tounge felt like a vibrator set to the speed of Oh Hell Yeah — Jeaniene Frost

Vibrator Quotes By Sierra Simone: But the trade-off for my self-respect was a

But the trade-off for my self-respect was a cold bed and an over-used vibrator, and it was starting to wear thin. — Sierra Simone

Vibrator Quotes By Amelia LeFay: hands spread my ass cheeks while another vibrator

hands spread my ass cheeks while another vibrator was rammed up me. "Fuck! — Amelia LeFay