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Set up another case bartender! The best thing for a case of nerves is a case of Scotch.
— W.C. Fields
It was a marriage of convenience, as my father had a blister on his big toe and couldn't travel far to find a girl.
— W.C. Fields
It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to.
— W.C. Fields
I've taken up the Bible again, somewhat in the spirit of W.C. Fields - looking for loopholes.
— David Niven
Some weasel took the cork out of my lunch.
— W.C. Fields
If the teaching of Christ were a law, it would not be a gospel {glad tiding}, but a sad tiding.
— C.F.W. Walther
Precision in matters of Christian doctrine is a hallmark of confessional Lutheranism, all for the sake of the Gospel.
— C.F.W. Walther
He had a W.C. Fields twang and a nose like a prize strawberry.
— Kurt Vonnegut
Sin is lawlessness and constitutes the doer thereof a rebel against the righteous rule of His sovereign Lord.
— C.F.W. Walther
It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money.
— W.C. Fields
Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purposeto make people laugh. — W.C. Fields
If a thing is worth having, it's worth cheating for.
— W.C. Fields
I don't believe in dining on an empty stomach.
— W.C. Fields
Marry an outdoors woman. That way, if you have to throw her out into the yard for the night, she can still survive.
— W.C. Fields
Ye Gads, no! I couldn't stand the noise.
— W.C. Fields
I'd take a Bromo, but I can't stand the noise.
— W.C. Fields
California is the only state in the union where you can fall asleep under a rose bush in full bloom and freeze to death.
— W.C. Fields
God has willed, is now willing, and will never cease willing, that man shall not sin. Sin
— C.F.W. Walther
Don't be a luddy-duddy! Don't be a mooncalf! Don't be a jabbernowl! You're not those, are you?
— W.C. Fields
Anything the Austrians could do, the Prussians could do better.
— Timothy C.W. Blanning
I'm looking for loopholes.
— W.C. Fields
I like children. If they're properly cooked.
— W.C. Fields
When asked to borrow money: I'll see what my lawyer says ... And if he says yes, I'll get another lawyer.
— W.C. Fields
Although she didn't have the plumbing, she deluded herself that she was the modern W.C. (about Margaret Thatcher, M.T.)
— Lydia Millet
The laziest man I ever met put popcorn in his pancakes so they would turn over by themselves.
— W.C. Fields
Beer: Helping ugly people have sex since 3000 B. C.
— W.C. Fields
The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep.
— W.C. Fields
I seldom took a drink on the set before 9 a.m.
— W.C. Fields
I could be stranded in any town in the United States with ten cents and within an hour make $20 with the shell game.
— W.C. Fields
Technology has robbed us of everything that made being human fun."--Aristotle Leary
from Rubicon Harvest — C.W. Kesting
Marry an outdoors woman. Then if you throw her out into the yard on a cold night, she can still survive.
— W.C. Fields
I never eat before breakfast.
— W.C. Fields
Can you keep it all business Shelby?" he asked as he tipped her chin up. "Somehow I don't think you can.
— C.W. Stokes
Loving you has been worse than an addiction to drugs. At least I don't have the drugs c r a w l i n g into my bed at night. — LeAnne Mechelle
There are many ways to obtain our desires, ma petite. Remember that, for it will serve you well.
— C.W. Gortner
Fell in love with a beautiful blonde once. Drove me to drink. And I never had the decency to thank her.
— W.C. Fields
I unlocked her cage, but you, my thieving friend, aim to set her free. Be careful with what you do. Wild things are never tamed." Boy's
— C.W. Gortner
Never eat at a place called 'Moms', but if the only other place in town has a sign that says 'Eats', go back to Moms.
— W.C. Fields
I've been asked if I ever get the DTs. I don't know. It's hard to tell where Hollywood ends and the DTs begin.
— W.C. Fields
Let's be very clear, if you check the F.E.C. records you will see I am supporting George W. Bush.
— Roger Stone
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
— W.C. Fields
The cost of living has gone up another dollar a quart.
— W.C. Fields
Nothing is the same afterward, is it? We carry on, as indeed we must, but we are never who we were." He
— C.W. Gortner
The first thing any comedian does on getting an unscheduled laugh is to verify the state of his .
— W.C. Fields
If I ever found a church that didn't believe in knocking all the other churches, I might consider joining it.
— W.C. Fields
Abstaining is favorable both to the head and the pocket.
— W.C. Fields
I have been advised by the best medical authority, at my age, not to attempt to give up alcohol.
— W.C. Fields
The funniest thing a comedian can do is not do it.
— W.C. Fields
I drink with impunity ... or anyone else who invites me.
— W.C. Fields
After two days in the hospital, I turn to the nurse.
— W.C. Fields
My illness is due to my doctor's insistence that I drink milk, a whitish fluid they force down helpless babies.
— W.C. Fields
I must have a drink of breakfast.
— W.C. Fields
There's no such thing as a tough child - if you parboil them first for seven hours, they always come out tender.
— W.C. Fields
Try till you succeed ... if you don't succeed once, then destroy all evidence of the fact that you tried!
— W.C. Fields
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes.
— W.C. Fields
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain unless you've used up all the other four-letter words.
— W.C. Fields
There are moments that define our existence, moments that, if we recognize them, become pivotal turning points in our life.
— C.W. Gortner
I fear I lose myself among books. I forget everything.
— C.W. Gortner
If I had to live my life over, I'd live over a saloon.
— W.C. Fields
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents)
— W.C. Fields
Never work with animals or children.
— W.C. Fields
