Waitress Quotes
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Waitress Quotes & Sayings
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what are you?" he asked. "I'm a waitress.
— Charlaine Harris
I can not love you until you can love our beautiful waitress in the simple way that I do.
— Derrick Brown
I said to the waitress, "There's a fly swimming in my soup." She said: "You've got too much soup - he should only be able to paddle."
— Frank Carson
The waitress had the appearance of a very old hooker who had finally found her place in life
— Hunter S. Thompson
Once I cried in a restaurant because the waitress told me I couldn't eat my soup with a fork, I had to use a spoon.
— Liam Payne
I was a waitress. I was pretty good at it. I liked to solve those puzzles-you know, when to put the dinner order in, that sort of thing.
— Catherine Keener
Patrick Kenzie asking a bemused waitress for a newspaper in smalltown USA. 'It's like a homepage without a scroll button?
— Dennis Lehane
I wanted to be a landscape architect, but I trained as a teacher; I worked in publishing; I was a waitress.
— Deborah Moggach
I took my waitress uniform. Seemed fitting.
— Shiri Appleby
I just smiled and wished hard for the waitress to come back from Cancun or Mazatlan or wherever she was so I could order my martini.
— Karen MacInerney
All I ask is that you tip your waiters and waitresses. We have to turn this situation around.
— Jay Leno
I was photographing every meal I ate, every person I met, every waiter or waitress who served me, every bed I slept in, every toilet I used.
— Stephen Shore
If the waitress comes, order me a coffee and something that involves bacon.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Caro, you're a pretty girl, but I'd no sooner fuck a good waitress than I'd key my own car
— Kelly Braffet
I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.
— Lisa Kudrow
She is a waitress at his lordships club.My God! The Proletariat!
The lower middle classes, sir.
Well, yes, by stretching it a bit, perhaps. — P.G. Wodehouse
A petite, absolutely delightful waitress who, like everyone else, doesn't speak one word of English. But her smile is multilingual.
— John Cameron Smith
When the waitress puts the dinner on the table, the old men look at the dinner. The young men look at the waitress.
— Gelett Burgess
My first waitress job was at Johnny Rockets in New Jersey, and then I waited tables at a sports bar.
— Melissa Rauch
I wasn't a good waitress, but I was told that I was very nice and charming, so people liked me anyway.
— Jennifer Aniston
"You don't have to be in shape to bowl. It's the only sport where there's a way to signal for a cocktail waitress."
— Robin Roberts
Where, incidentally, a holiday meal was not being served. My mother worked as a waitress at Palmer's Supper
— Larry Watson
"You're an old man who dresses like a Hooter's waitress."
— Greg Giraldo
I don't care how much evidence the state presented. I've never for one moment believed he murdered that waitress.
— Susan Elizabeth Phillips
I needed to pay for my horses in Warwickshire, and I couldn't do that off a waitress' wage.
— Edie Campbell
I believe in peace, Bitch.
— Tori Amos
This country can't have everything.
— Nicola Yoon
Eve: "Yo! Mocha!" Oliver: "Yo. I am not your waitress. — Rachel Caine
I was a waitress years ago when I was first trying to become an actress, waiting tables in New York City.
— Kim Dickens
Kelsey was jealous of the waitress. I almost laughed. This beautiful girl was absolutely perfect for me. How could I look at another?#Ren
— Colleen Houck
If home is to have a greater lure than a tavern the wife must be at least as cheerful as the waitress.
— Phyllis Schlafly
I've worked in a call centre and as a nightclub waitress. I served champagne to Rihanna.
— Fleur East
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I got an emergency leave. I visited my dad on his deathbed. His last words to me: "Try to pick up every waitress who serves you.
— James Ellroy
I was very poor and I was a waitress, and it's hard to be a poor waitress in New York.
— Kristin Davis
I'd probably be famous now if I wasn't such a good waitress.
— Jane Siberry
If the waitress has dirty ankles, the chili is good.
— Al McGuire
The postman wants an autograph. The cab driver wants a picture. The waitress wants a handshake. Everyone wants a piece of you.
— John Lennon
Waitress!" Hedge called. "Six double espressos, and whatever these guys want. Put it on the girl's tab.
— Rick Riordan
The waitress, a plain brunette disguised as a pretty brunette...
— Gillian Flynn
I'm not a figurehead for anything. I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress.
— Chrissie Hynde
Once a waitress, always a waitress.
— Sandra Bullock
The guy said industry slang for flight attendant was Space Waitress. Or Air Mattress.
— Chuck Palahniuk
Inside Metro Diner, we grab a table near the back. A waitress who clearly ate a water buffalo for breakfast waddles to our table.
— Victoria Scott
In my heart I'm just a lucky waitress.
— Denise Mina
