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Sympathy is why when a man is getting mugged, you let him keep his shirt after you take his life. Funerals are respectable affairs, after all.
— Bauvard
When I was growing up I always wanted to be someone. Now I realize I should have been more specific.
— Lily Tomlin
When I reflect upon the number of disagreeable people who have gone on to a better world, I am moved to lead a different life.
— Mark Twain
Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh.
— Antoine De Saint-Exupery
Airplane Law, The: When the plane you are on is late, the plane you want to transfer to is on time.
— Paul Dickson
Life's pretty funny when you're objectively on the outside looking at it.
— Philip Seymour Hoffman
When somebody is doing something really funny, in real life and as a performer, my instinct is to join them.
— Jake M. Johnson
Funny how, when one part of your life falls away, the other bits that are left start looking rather feeble.
— Mhairi McFarlane
When will I learn? The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
bottle. THEY'RE ON TV! — Homer
How do you know you're a mom? If you never have a Kleenex in your purse when YOU need it? L. R. W. Lee
— L.R.W. Lee
I had a dream about you last night. We stopped telling each other about our dreams when we realized we were still inside them.
— Michael Summers
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ...
— Hiroko Sakai
It's funny, 'cause you think surfing is your whole life, but then when you make a family it seems like it's not at all.
— Joel Parkinson
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Then find someone who's life is givin' them vodka and have a party!
— Ron White
If you don't do anything stupid when you're young, you won't remember something funny when you're old.
— Auliq Ice
Smiles are a funny thing
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser
and laughter is hilarious.
I smile sometimes
when I am delirious. — Casey Renee Kiser
Not everything's funny, Mother."
"No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
"No," said Leola, "so I guess when you can laugh,, it's all the sweeter. — Lorna Landvik
It's funny how you can grow away from your friends, when just a few years ago they were the most important people in your life.
— Judy Blume
I'm OK with being single, but I'm not OK when the time comes where I have to move my furniture around and to change the high ceiling light balls ...
— Hiroko Sakai
You should write about your life. It's kind of funny. When it's not depressing as hell.
— Jeni Decker
Funny how we look for miracles in our lives when our life is one big miracle in itself.
— Victoria Finlay
It's funny when I read the tabloids and they're reporting on only a fraction of the life I'm leading.
— Zach Braff
When I hear a great musician, I can feel his life inside the music.
— John McLaughlin
When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye.
— Cathy Guisewite
When life gets you down, just remember these three words of wisdom. "Bonk!", "Zap!", and "Yowsers!"
— Tyler Webb
The nightmare is you spend the rest of your life being funny at parties and then people say, 'Why didn't you do that when you were on television?'
— Conan O'Brien
When I first met you, you were just an annoying novice nurse. But I found out that you saved my life and now you're my little sister. Isn't it funny.
— Kim Young-kwang
It's funny, but you get to a time in your life when you think you have all the friends you will ever have.
— Liam Neeson
When nature calls, I don't let it go to voicemail.
— Nenia Campbell
You only become funny when you have a complete reverence for life.
— Frederick Lenz
There is a time early in life when there seem to be countless reasons for happiness, and then you discover your mom is making them up.
— Robert Breault
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.
— Bill Watterson
I remember when I got my first Adam Sandler CD and it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard in my entire life, and continues to be.
— Seth Rogen
I do find things funny. When you see life through the eyes of someone with a good sense of humor, which my grandmother did, life is a human comedy.
— George Takei
It's funny how even when you've lived with someone your whole life, they can still surprise you.
— Shannon Wiersbitzky
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
When I opened the door, Andrew was standing there like a remedy for heart palpitations. Or maybe he made them worse. It was hard to tell.
— N.R. Walker
When mice run, cats give chase.
— Rachel Vincent
When I'm interviewed on Leno, just be funny, period. That's all they want from me. I don't want to tell my life story.
— David Spade
I got me a fine wife and I got me old fiddle, when the suns coming up I got cakes on the griddle. And life ain't nothing, but a funny, funny riddle.
— John Denver
Life has a funny way of helping you out when you think that everything's gone wrong.
— Alanis Morissette
Economists and psychologists get confused when they are asked 'out of syllabus' questions by life!
— Saurabh Sharma
It's funny how people can change your life without meaning to. Even the fucked-up, crazy people leave everything different when they go away.
— Seanan McGuire
Be the kind of woman who, when your feet hit the floor each morning, the devil says Oh, no! She's up.
— Joanne Clancy
The funny thing is, in reality we all just presume that life is going to happen when we wake up in the morning. What if it didn't?
— A. Antares
When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive again when I meet them.
— Ashish Chauhan
When in doubt," Calypso said, "Tater Tots.
— Rick Riordan
Life is funny and we are really funny, especially when we get to be hoity toity; we can be so ridiculous. Life is fun.
— Desmond Tutu
When I made coffee and Xeroxed and distributed newspapers at ABC News, I thought my life was over.
— Katie Couric
Funny how when your life is mostly bullshit, you turn off feeling.
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
Sometimes it's hard to turn it back on again. — Ellen Hopkins
She says screens are the cigarettes of our age. They're toxic, and we're only going to realize the damage they're doing when it's too late.
— Sophie Kinsella
Yes. Yes, when we live our life like 1950s detective films. I often go to my fridge, "Hullo, we're out of milk. I say mother, where's the milk?"
— Bill Bailey
That's the funny thing about life...you don't know you're missing something. Then when you get it, you don't know what you'd do without it.
— D.K. Hamilton
It's funny how things don't matter any more when it's too late.
— Carole Matthews