Wisdom Humor Quotes
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Wisdom Humor Quotes & Sayings
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Control is a nice concept, little more.
— Anna Quindlen
In order to grow, I promise you'll have to let go of some habits. 10 times out of 10, they'll be the habits you're most in love with.
— Brandi L. Bates
Better broke than dead.
— Rachel Caine
Some people live their memorable years fighting against their basic instincts only to succumb in the end to what was actually good for them.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
We, humans, have come up with so many superficialities that are completely unnecessary for our existence and happiness on earth.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
The sun doesn't live in England; it comes here on holiday when we're all at work.
— Benny Bellamacina
The only thing set in stone are dumb quotes and names of dead people. Everything else is subject to change.
— Kimberly Spencer
Granny was an old-fashioned witch. She didn't do good for people, she did right by them.
— Terry Pratchett
the pen is as wise as the mind that speaks through it
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Amanda and I both paused to take in that bit of wisdom. And try to decide if it even was wisdom.
— Robin Brande
Sleepwalking is the perfect exorcise for lazy people
— Benny Bellamacina
If you rest, you rust.
— Helen Hayes
With true love, you can move mountains, make unusual sacrifices, live a life of deprivations and still be happy.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Sometimes it's better to fail with pride, than to succeed at a price
— Benny Bellamacina
Make sure your not followed! Don't go anywhere
— Benny Bellamacina
When somebody you love dies, a phase of life's innocence dies with that person, and a part of you dies as well.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
There are more quarrels smothered by just shutting your mouth, and holding it shut, than by all the wisdom in the world.
— Henry Ward Beecher
If your treated like a puppet find a new ball of string
— Benny Bellamacina
As in music, when we hear the crescendo building, suddenly if the music stops, we begin to hear the silence as part of the music.
— Chogyam Trungpa
Life is like a one rung ladder, some days you can be on the top and bottom of the world at the same time
— Benny Bellamacina
Sometimes the only way to succeed is to fail backwards
— Benny Bellamacina
You can change your mind, don't let your mind change you
— Benny Bellamacina
Humor can get in under the door while seriousness is still fumbling at the handle.
— G.K. Chesterton
Always think in circles to get your ideas around
— Benny Bellamacina
If you let your heart rule you, you'll have a good ruler by which to measure things. This can be called wisdom.
— Art Hochberg
Giving is the only way of taking part
— Benny Bellamacina
In life there are squares and there are circles, sometimes it's best to be an oblong
— Benny Bellamacina
Raise a smile and lower stress
— Benny Bellamacina
You don't have to make something that people call art. Living is an artistic activity, there is an art to getting through the day.
— Viggo Mortensen
Don't live in the virtual world, get out there and buy yourself a laptop
— Benny Bellamacina
What you see is what you see
— Frank Stella
When you don't fit in anymore, eat less.
— Benny Bellamacina
If you find yourself cutting corners, go in a circle instead
— Benny Bellamacina
Beware of anyone who says, "I love you" without hesitation; they've had a lot of practice saying it.
— Benjamin DeHaven
Just think of them as your little pets.
— Renata Suerth
Singers, actors or artists who touch on sorrow are trying to give comfort to aggrieved souls by giving some meaning to their sorrows.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Just because a thought pops into your head does not mean it is fit to come out of your mouth.
— Belle Blackburn
The quickest way to the top, is getting off your bottom
— Benny Bellamacina
Free your mind from routine, keep your brain somewhere else
— Benny Bellamacina
When you meet familiarity which demeans true integrity, run away!
— Ernest Agyemang Yeboah
Death and taxes are the only two certainties in life, as Mark Twain once said. Or was it Benjamin Franklin?
— Stephen Leather
A yesterday missed can never be found even in a fine tomorrow.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Laughter without a tinge of philosophy is but a sneeze of humor. Genuine humor is replete with wisdom.
— Mark Twain
Remember to remember: sometimes your adversary is your biggest asset. Where would David be without Goliath? Jesus without Judas?
— Brandi L. Bates
...Bad leaders are known to destroy one, more or even all of the foundations of their people's way of life...
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Wisdom of the Ages: "Being Poor" Of all the crimes committed in America, undoubtedly the most unforgivable.
— Matthew D. Heines
We think a wise person is someone who solves problems. Truth is, a wise person is someone who avoids problems.
— Prem Rawat
Always think backwards before moving forwards
— Benny Bellamacina
Once we were young, now we are adult.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
Reality + Dreams + Humor = Wisdom So
— Lin Yutang
No one's an angel - especially if he's a man
— Ken Follett
I only know everything if you ask the right questions.
— Doc Coleman
Humor is a necessary part of wisdom; it gives perspective; it frees the spirit. - ROSE FITZGERALD KENNEDY I
— Jean Kennedy Smith
Human ties are the greatest distorters of reality because they tend to conceal man's worst selfish instincts.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
My best definition of a nerd: someone who asks you to explain an aphorism
— Nassim Nicholas Taleb
We're all odd balls; some people are just better at pretending to be even
— Benny Bellamacina
There's more than one way to skin a cat, my father used to say; it bothered me, I didn't see why they would want to skin a cat even one way.
— Margaret Atwood
... People who are the spices of this world are the natural souls with instincts and impulses that have not been pruned by evolution and civilization.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
If it's taking to long to get up the career ladder, get a career lift.
— Benny Bellamacina
Treasure the beauty of youthful life and the wisdom of adulthood.
— Lailah Gifty Akita
All I wanted was humor and wisdom.
— Anais Nin
Writers are the most tormented of all the different categories of artists that are out there in the world.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
If you have an old habit of competing and comparing yourself with others, then you are still living your life like a sperm. GROW UP!!
— Saurabh Sharma
Never make an important decision with your pants down.
— Katie Thayne
Most people have this tendency to make judgments on others based on preconceptions, especially when they are dealing with them for the first time.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
If you don't like nice people, try the ones who aren't nice, and see how you like that!
— F Scott Fitzgerald
Be aware of the type of humor you use in your daily life. Just because people are laughing doesn't mean it is creating positive vibes.
— Alaric Hutchinson
Man craves joy far more than anything else in life, but there is nothing as madly intoxicating as the feeling of joy that comes from the soul.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
B1U12B. Be One You Want To Be
— Johannes Masombuka
The Standard Pace is for chumps.
— Timothy Ferriss
God in his infinite wisdomDid not make me very wise-
So when my actions are stupid
They hardly take God by surprise. — Langston Hughes
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
— Benjamin Franklin
Aphorism, n. Predigested wisdom.
— Ambrose Bierce
He's acting as foolish as a kitten ... but then, everyone's entitled to a little foolishness once in a while.
— Christopher Paolini
All art is but dirtying the paper delicately.
— John Ruskin
It was one thing to be fooled, and another thing to be taken for a fool all the time.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
What is the purpose of achieving your dream if the people you had dreamed your achievements for are no longer there to reap the benefits?
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Wisdom of the Ages: Do the aliens on the moon pull down their pants and 'earth' their friends for fun?
— Matthew D. Heines
A big part of wisdom is to learn which situations to get involved in, or not get involved in - it really is as simple as that.
— Art Hochberg
Always stay one step a head, unless you're already there
— Benny Bellamacina
Moderation is the key to old age and the doorway to boredom
— Benny Bellamacina
In today's world, human desires far supersede human needs. Waste, as you can see, is the result of that disparity.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Pearls are congealed oyster spit.
— Margaret Atwood
Can you believe we still around?after so many hit the ground and we ain't gon' stop now until we get that wisdom
— Knight Mayor
It is a fool of a shepherd who culls his dogs.
— Jefferson Smith
There is no bigger gratification than the realization of the things you believe in after overcoming all the odds.
— Janvier Chouteu-Chando
Staring into the dragon's maw, one quickly learns wisdom.
— Steven Brust
