Witty Life Quotes
Collection of top 35 famous quotes about Witty Life
Witty Life Quotes & Sayings
Happy to read and share the best inspirational Witty Life quotes, sayings and quotations on Wise Famous Quotes.
I am attracted to intelligence, a witty sense of humor, an adventurous outlook on life and spiritual awareness about one's self and the world.
— Tanit Phoenix
All my life I've wanted, just once, to say something clever without losing my train of thought
— Robert Breault
There is nothing as tragic as being alive and not enjoying life ... Life should be celebrated!
— Joyce Meyer
Art should be witty, like a good Eddie Murphy movie, to make your life a little easier and better.
— William Quigley
Life is meaning less when you realized that you are about to die. Till then, everything negative however trifle they may be, depress you.
— Ankur Basu Roy
The guy's life drunk, I think, makes Candide look like a sourpuss. Does he even know that death exists?
— Jandy Nelson
Before the Internet, if someone disappeared, it meant you should go looking for them. Now it means they got a life.
— Ashish Chauhan
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
— George Bernard Shaw
What matters most is that we learn from living.
— Doris Lessing
The important thing to remember is not to forget
— Benny Bellamacina
I wanted to play with death, like a child with a new toy, I wanted to push all the buttons and see what would happen.
— Holly Hood
Letting Go: A Little Bit at a Time is filled with big ideas that just might change your life. Wise, witty, and important.
— Daniel Amen
Everyone has the right to run his own life- even if you're heading for a crash. What I'm against is blind flying.
— Mae West
When I need some striking inspiration about deep depression for my new painting, I just need to go to check my bank account ...
— Hiroko Sakai
The characters can't be wittier than people are in real life. They have to be character witty.
— Dylan Moran
Life is a mysterious and witty intermingling of fate and events
— Alexandra Kosteniuk
Experience was something it was difficult to avoid, though many people had managed to keep it to a minimum.
— Philip Jose Farmer
There is a thin line of difference in being courageous and foolish!
— Jasleen Kaur Gumber
Life is too fleet for onomatopoeia.
— Mervyn Peake
I guess it's funny how life turns out?" she tried. "Not last I checked," Errol said with a snort.
— Daniel Handler
The literal meaning of life is whatever you're doing that prevents you from killing yourself.
— Albert Camus
Oh yes! I have couple-goals too. I love to couple myself with- Books, Coffee and Mountains.
— Jasleen Kaur Gumber
Quote from In Love of Honey, Money....and My Virgin Passport
If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain
If you think you've the most wicked sense of humour, try life! — Mita Jain
Courtship is to marriage, as a very witty prologue to a very dull play.
(quoted in Life After Life) — William Congreve
(quoted in Life After Life) — William Congreve
I have a headache. If only I had a crown to put on!
— Ljupka Cvetanova
To a literate reader, a crisp sentence, an arresting metaphor, a witty aside, an elegant turn of phrase are among life's greatest pleasures. And
— Steven Pinker
The only sharks I'm afraid of are the ones that wear three-piece suits and write memos.
— Laurie Nadel
Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.
— Michael Bassey Johnson
My philosophy towards life is to enjoy it to the fullest and have fun. I am one of those 'laugh-out-loud' kinds. I am quirky, yet witty.
— Bipasha Basu
He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
— Zsa Zsa Gabor
Graham's life is as tense as an overstretched simile.
— Zane Stumpo
He is not an ideal husband. I am his wife.
— Ljupka Cvetanova
Is my life, by any chance, about to take a new turn?
— Jonas Jonasson