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Yo Mama Quotes & Sayings

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Yo Mama Quotes By Tupac Shakur: Dear mama, yo baby boys doing fine tell

Dear mama, yo baby boys doing fine tell the homies I'm in heaven and they aint got hoods. — Tupac Shakur

Yo Mama Quotes By Dov Davidoff: If I were a bad black comic I

If I were a bad black comic I would name my special, Yo mama, and other stories of a lack of self awareness. — Dov Davidoff

Yo Mama Quotes By Elle Lothlorien: I slump in my chair, thinking how a

I slump in my chair, thinking how a narcotic party of one is no party at all. — Elle Lothlorien

Yo Mama Quotes By Jess Franken: Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said

Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said good bye. — Jess Franken

Yo Mama Quotes By Yo Momma: Yo Mama so ugly,

Yo Mama so ugly, — Yo Momma

Yo Mama Quotes By Robert Paul Weston: If some readers take away the idea that

If some readers take away the idea that animals deserve better treatment in general, then I certainly won't argue. — Robert Paul Weston

Yo Mama Quotes By David Kaufman: Stop asking if the glass is half full

Stop asking if the glass is half full or half empty. Instead ask "What's in it? How did it get there? What can I do with it?" — David Kaufman

Yo Mama Quotes By Ray Stevens: Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When

Osama, yo Mama didn't raise you right. When you were young, she must have wrapped your turban too tight. — Ray Stevens

Yo Mama Quotes By Zora Neale Hurston: It's uh known fact ... you got tuh

It's uh known fact ... you got tuh go there tuh know there. Yo' papa and yo' mama and nobody else can't tell yuh and show yuh. — Zora Neale Hurston

Yo Mama Quotes By Mike Carey: Grudging praise is the most flattering of all.

Grudging praise is the most flattering of all. — Mike Carey

Yo Mama Quotes By Rabih Alameddine: My patience, like my time in this world,

My patience, like my time in this world, grows shorter. — Rabih Alameddine

Yo Mama Quotes By Eddie Izzard: "I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes

"I've done your dog. It's got nine eyes down the side, I made his head all square, 15 legs. What do you think of that?" "Fido looks a bit weird." — Eddie Izzard

Yo Mama Quotes By Mario Balotelli: People who know me, love me. People who

People who know me, love me. People who don't know me love me too ... or they hate me. — Mario Balotelli

Yo Mama Quotes By Fun Stuff: Yo mama's so dumb, she put two M&m's

Yo mama's so dumb, she put two M&m's in her ears and thought she was listening go Eminen. — Fun Stuff

Yo Mama Quotes By Gayle Forman: Then he gave a sad little smile. "Yo

Then he gave a sad little smile. "Yo Mama better watch his back," he said. — Gayle Forman

Yo Mama Quotes By Kurt Vonnegut: The highest treason in the USA is to

The highest treason in the USA is to say Americans are not loved, no matter where they are, no matter what they are doing there. — Kurt Vonnegut

Yo Mama Quotes By Mature Jokemaker Jr.: Yo mama is so fat that she left

Yo mama is so fat that she left the house in high heels and came back wearing flip flops. — Mature Jokemaker Jr.

Yo Mama Quotes By Saint Augustine: A person can do other things against his

A person can do other things against his will, but belief is possible only in one who is willing. — Saint Augustine