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I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.
— Amy Jo Johnson
Working for Mab now, are you, Wolfman?" he smirked. "Like a good little attack dog? Will you also roll over and beg if she asks?
— Julie Kagawa
I like to smoke a pipe, because it's the punch line indicator. Whenever I take a hit of the pipe, you should be laughing.
— Mitch Hedberg
Love is like Pi: natural, irrational, and very important.
— Lisa Hoffman
Remember, in China when you are one in a million, there are 1,300 other people just like you.
— Thomas Friedman
I watched as an extremely nerdy exhibitor - I'm talking about a guy who makes Bill Gates look like Brad Pitt ...
— Dave Barry
I gotta stop saying "how stupid could you be?" I'm beginning to feel like people are taking as a challenge
— Kevin Hart
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you deliver funny stuff.
— Todd Phillips
We're like the couple on the sitcom that has good sparks but never get together for the sake of ratings.
— Aimee Bender
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
— Glen Hansard
His eyes are a hazy swirl ofgray, like a thick mass of clouds gathering before an impending storm — Elle Kennedy
Are you really speechless or has the vodka finally impaired your ability to function like a normal human?
— Heidi McLaughlin
Are you a female dog?""What?" Massie asked. "Why?"
"Because you are acting like a real bitch! — Lisi Harrison
I like marriage. The idea.
— Toni Morrison
Hmmm. Someone has a high opinion of himself. Comes with being royalty, I suppose. Like funny hats and a fondness for beheadings.
— Brandon Sanderson
What are those bulb things you're slicing?""You've never seen fennel? It looks like celery and tastes like licorice. — Ken Jennings
Turner was like a pencil. He bent around that pitch!
— Jerry Coleman
We're just playing basketball. It's not like we're going out to have unprotected sex with Magic.
— Charles Barkley
Kristen Stewart always looks like she's posing for pictures taken in a basement by her creepy uncle.
— Chelsea Handler
He's been breaking Olympic records like ninepins
— Des Lynam
You can always tell when a man's well informed. His views are pretty much like your own.
— H. Jackson Brown Jr.
When you do stuff as a comedian, Hollywood sees you as a comedian and so most of the calls I get are for a funny movie or something like that.
— Cedric The Entertainer
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second.
— Albert Einstein
Are you kidding me? The last time I saw a face like yours, I fed it a banana.
— TheFlamingPopsicle
You catch more flies with honey, ever heard of that?" He shrugged. "I don't like flies. They're annoying." He grinned "I'd rather catch hell.
— Heather Hildenbrand
Jack Black is so funny! On and off screen, like, he would make you laugh every day. He's hilarious.
— Caitlin Hale
I guess I like things that take time and attention. More worthwhile that way.
— Huntley Fitzpatrick
Like the NRA says, it's better to have a machine gun and not need it than to need a machine gun and not have it.
— John Sandford
The funny thing is, the girls that I'm always up against for roles are pretty nice and cool, like Emma Watson. She's awesome.
— Amanda Seyfried
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.
— George Orwell
I have the street smarts and survival skills of, like, a poodle.
— Jennifer Lawrence
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
— Chris Messina
I really like it. I really, really like it. Ah, ah, ah, ah ... buried alive ... buried alive.
— Mick Foley
Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.
— M.F. Moonzajer
I like seeing what the comedian thinks is funny, not just what they think I'll think is funny.
— Anthony Jeselnik
Pity, I've learned, is like a fart. You can tolerate your own, but you simply can't stand anyone else's.
— Jonathan Tropper
Memories are like mulligatawny soup in a cheap restaurant. It is best not to stir them.
— P.G. Wodehouse
I hate arrows. They try to tell me which direction to go. It's like "I ain't going that way, line with two thirds of a triangle on the end!"
— Mitch Hedberg
It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.
— Xavier Niel
We're blessed on 'How I Met Your Mother' to feel like we're doing a bit of a funny playlet everyday.
— Neil Patrick Harris
I hate when I break my own rules. What's the point of me being rational if I flail around like a clown?
— Jesse Ball
