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I have to rescue my girlfriend from a killer shit faery, and I've got no way to carry my magic sword.
— Alexis Hall
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
— Mitch Hedberg
I have a great family, good friends, a nice girlfriend, my own house. I have got everything how I want it to be.
— Michael Owen
The girls show up wearing nothing. I can't lie, I'm 16, I don't hate it. I don't have a girlfriend.
— Justin Bieber
My neighbor complains every time my girlfriend and I have sex. We're not even that loud. But he used to date my girlfriend.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I'm drawn to roles that have real substance, that aren't just the victim or the teenage girl or the girlfriend.
— Lily Collins
Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.
— Bernadette Peters
For a moment, Percy actually remembered what it was like to be happy. He had an amazing girlfriend. They could have a future together.
— Rick Riordan
First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend
— Greg Behrendt
Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me.
— Orson Welles
In the dictionary, beautiful, love, amazing, and sweet all have the same definition: the definition is you.
— Kevin Huizenga
My girlfriend was just killed in a car accident. Devastating. I can't believe I'm only going to have sex with her one more time.
— Anthony Jeselnik
I try to keep that quiet unless it is asked but yeah, I have a girlfriend and she is a great girl
— Jesse McCartney
Why can't I have a normal girlfriend?" he asked the air over his head. "I finally meet someone I like and she turns out to be crazy.
— Lili St. Crow
If a star football player can have a mythical girlfriend, why can't I have a mythical Congress?
— Tina Brown
I have a couple of girlfriends who are like, healing. We take care of each other. They know when I need to be taken care of.
— Maggie Gyllenhaal
We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.'
— Michael Franti
I would date a fan, I dont have a problem with that. I look for a good sense of humour in a girlfriend.
— Rupert Grint
It's easier to have parents if you've got a girlfriend.
— Nick Hornby
I am not now, and never have been, a girlfriend of Henry Kissinger.
— Gloria Steinem
I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
— Josh Duhamel
I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it.
— Kyle Schmid
I don't have a girlfriend, I have a dog.
— Mark Hoppus
I had an investor who said to me he'd keep his money with me as long as I didn't have a girlfriend and I didn't start combing my hair.
— Martin Shkreli
My idea of hell is a girlfriend ringing up and saying, 'Let's go shopping and have cocktails.' I'd rather play cards.
— Alison Moyet
Alex has met them at the restaurant with his latest girlfriend, black-banged Lola, a performance artist who claims to have studied magic.
— Ron Childress
The marathon is my only girlfriend. I give her everything I have.
— Toshihiko Seko
I don't trust a girl who doesn't have any girlfriends.
— Jennifer Lawrence
I personally think Prague is more romantic than Paris. If you have a girlfriend, take her there.
— Stephanie Sigman
The better alternative to fighting a guy, go have sex with his girlfriend. That's how you knock a dude out!
— Donnell Rawlings
When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.
— Orlando Bloom
If you have ever spray-painted your girlfriends name on an overpass, you might be a redneck.
— Jeff Foxworthy
I won't talk about someone's mother. I won't talk about their girlfriend or their wife, but if you have a deformity, I would talk about that.
— Shannon Sharpe
All the boys in rehab are totally available because their girlfriends have all given up on them. It's fantastic.
— Nicole Richie
I don't have a girlfriend. I just know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.
— Mitch Hedberg
What the hell! Either you have to get a girlfriend or you will be considered a gay.
— M.F. Moonzajer
People often ask me why don't you have a girlfriend. Then I smile and say: I have thousands some just haven't met me yet
— Harry Styles
I had only two girlfriends. I didn't have many friends because I was staying at home and dreaming - drawing and dreaming.
— Riccardo Tisci
I have never turned to my girlfriend and said, 'Oh, okay, babe,' and I see it in scripts all the time.
— Casey Wilson
The saddest moment of my adolescence was when I suddenly realized that my girlfriend did not have a boyfriend.
— Ernest Kinnie
Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn
— Candace Knoebel
I love you with the passion of a drowning man for breathing air. I can't just have enough of you and having you a little would be disastrous.
— Sandra Thomas
