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My knee-jerk is that it is comedy and, if you watch them all back-to-back, you will gain something and you will lose something.
— Mitchell Hurwitz
Particularly when it comes to the regulatory environment, being a jerk doesn't actually get you very far.
— Logan Green
Life sucks when you find out Superman's a jerk.
— Lisa Turner
He's not an JERK, he's just a JERK to you!
— Renee Wade
The Worst part of acting like a jerk isn't when you're doing it. Its when you realize you were.
— Pete Wentz
My father used to say that if a man fools you once, he's a jerk. If he fools you twice, you're a jerk. Only he didn't use the word "jerk."
— Ellen Goodman
You're the very nicest jerk I know.
— Suzanne Brockmann
If you could jerk off to something else, like a hamburger, could you imagine the delight in being alive?
— Jonathan Goldstein
You gonna spend the rest of your days whining because you dad's a jerk? I hate people like that. Don't be a baby - live your own life.
— Laurie Halse Anderson
Someone will love you, Miss Ruiz. Even if you're a jerk." "Fuck you, Reed," she sobbed.
— C.J. Roberts
That's the thing about slippery slopes. Take that first step, and the next thing you know, you've completed a jerk-off hat trick to your bestie.
— Lauren Blakely
You're going to run into jerk-offs, but remember: It's not the size of the asshole you worry about, it's how much shit comes out of it.
— Justin Halpern
I turned to Thalia. 'I'll hold the flower while you beat up the thief?'She sighed. 'Fine. Let's go catch this jerk. — Rick Riordan
You're a jerk,' repeated the alien, 'a complete asshole.
— Douglas Adams
Good morrow to you, Jessie," Kendrick called. "Jessica," Richard said, giving Kendrick another jerk. "Her name is Jessica!
— Lynn Kurland
You know, you've got fans and 99.9 percent of them are great-and .1 percent are jerks.
— Metta World Peace
The fact that you just said The Jerk is your favorite movie ever is incredibly fucking hot and I'm pretty sure we need to make out now.
— Colleen Hoover
You can't go into the office and be a jerk. You can't yell at your kids or your wife or your husband for no reason. That makes you a terrible person.
— Chuck Klosterman
Any jerk can have short-term earnings. You squeeze, squeeze, squeeze, and the company sinks five years later.
— Jack Welch
All magic is 'Here's a quarter, now it's gone. You're a jerk. Now it's back. You're an idiot. Show's over.'
— Jerry Seinfeld
Who the hell wants to be the one to tell a kid that santa claus isn't real. it's the truth, right? but you're still a jerk for saying it.
— David Levithan
If you fall in love with jerk, don't you just reject him.He may reveal the jerk part of you which concealed. — Toba Beta
True friends are the ones who will tell you when you are being a jerk or worse and still hang out with you.
— Darrin Wiggins
I jerk off inside books, and give life to words, leaving concepts stuck together you've probably never heard
— Immortal Technique
You know, I always suspected you were the kind of guy to jerk off to your own reflection, but this is a step too far.
— Melanie Marchande
You have to admit you're a jerk and that everything was all your fault." "So, like, what men are supposed to do in general," I said.
— Gillian Flynn
All those times you watched me kill Jabba the Hutt, and you never learned from his example. It doesn't pay to jerk me around.
— Claudia Gray
Yeah, I know. I was a jerk. An idiot. You can't say anything to me that I haven't already said to myself.
— Jude Deveraux
You are avake, yah?" said a voice in a horribly recognizable accent."Yah," I muttered, rubbing my head. "And you are still a jerk, yah? — James Patterson
I'm safe, even if I'm a jerk.""I have friends who will hunt you down and kill you if I go missing. — Susan May Warren
If you run into one jerk in a day, that person is a jerk. If everyone you run into all day is a jerk, maybe you are the jerk.
— Brian Iverson
Because when a guy's a jerk or an asshole, it's easier because you know exactly where you stand.
— David Levithan
Dealing with Dillan being a jerk can mess up any saint on a good day. And you know I'm no saint.
— Kate Evangelista
It's disappointing when you finally get to meet someone you admire and he conducts himself as a jerk.
— David Letterman
You can be a really nasty, selfish little jerk when you're scared enough. I was scared enough.
— Robin McKinley
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When you jerk off, you're saying "Hey", I care about me.
— Andrew Dice Clay
The British press can be so annoying. They jerk you off with one hand and smack you with the other.
— Julian Casablancas
I'm grieving over what a jerk you are...
— Maria Semple
When you've been hurt, you don't make excuses for the jerk who hurt you. That's his mama's job.
— Catherine Anderson
Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.
— Greg Behrendt
If you date, you will meet your share of weirdos and jerks. That is as sure as death and taxes.
— Greg Behrendt
If you want to call it quits, just tell me. Man up and say it to my face. Don't just skulk around.
— J.M. Richards
Jerk? Is that the best you've got? How disappointing.
— Michelle Rowen
The danger in reviewing and teaching literature for a living (is) you can develop a kind of knee-jerk superiority to the material you're decoding
— Maureen Corrigan
You are such a jerk! Get back here!""Jerk?" he repeated. " You're the one spying in windows. — Becca Fitzpatrick
You jerk off feel great you wanna go working out.Keep jerking off and working out life is good.
— Elliott Hulse
You are not my sunshine. Sorry. You're more like a gust of arctic wind that bursts in and blows out all the candles when the door cracks open.
— Richelle E. Goodrich
I know that I was a total jerk for a few weeks. But I do trust you," Fitz told Sophie. "I hope you trust me.
— Shannon Messenger
I think you need a concrete, real-world metaphor to talk about inner life without feeling like a jerk.
— Tift Merritt
As you get to know me, you kind of figure me out, that I'm not as probably as bad of a guy that I've been reported to be. I'm not that jerk.
— Terrell Owens
Jack in and jerk off, kid! You too can save the world ... from those evil, bug-eyed commies from space!
— Hal Duncan
I will never grow thick skin so that you don't have to feel bad about being a jerk to me.
— Dan Pearce
I do love you, you jerk!!!!
— Eris Kelli