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You Know You're Old Quotes By Isaac Asimov: You are never too old to learn more

You are never too old to learn more than you already know and to become able to do more than you already can. — Isaac Asimov

You Know You're Old Quotes By Anita Pallenberg: Before you know it it's 3 am and

Before you know it it's 3 am and you're 80 years old and you can't remember what it was like to have 20 year old thoughts or a 10 year old heart. — Anita Pallenberg

You Know You're Old Quotes By Richelle Mead: What's going on?" he demanded."The usual, old man,"

What's going on?" he demanded.
"The usual, old man," I replied cheerily. "Danger, insane plans ... you know, the stuff that runs in our family. — Richelle Mead

You Know You're Old Quotes By Satchel Paige: How old would you be if you didn't

How old would you be if you didn't know how old you was? — Satchel Paige

You Know You're Old Quotes By Richie Sambora: When you're making a record, you try to

When you're making a record, you try to achieve stylistically what fits on you. Like a good old coat, you know what I mean? — Richie Sambora

You Know You're Old Quotes By Shae Ross: Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your

Well, you know that old saying, "Keep your friends close and make out with your enemies. — Shae Ross

You Know You're Old Quotes By Michael Caine: I feel like 35. At 35 you're old

I feel like 35. At 35 you're old enough to know something and young enough to look forward to what you can do with the knowledge. So I stayed at 35! — Michael Caine

You Know You're Old Quotes By Rhianna Pratchett: Being 21 years old is not easy in

Being 21 years old is not easy in the sense that you're still trying to get to know yourself. — Rhianna Pratchett

You Know You're Old Quotes By David Brenner: You know you're getting old when kids start

You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life. — David Brenner

You Know You're Old Quotes By Phil Rizzuto: Hey, White, you know where your loyalties are?

Hey, White, you know where your loyalties are? Right here. The old pinstripes. No! You never wore them ... So you have a right to sing the blues. — Phil Rizzuto

You Know You're Old Quotes By Joan Rivers: You know you're getting old when you buy

You know you're getting old when you buy a sexy sheer nightgown and don't know anyone who can see through it. — Joan Rivers

You Know You're Old Quotes By Ted Williams: By the time you know what to do,

By the time you know what to do, you're too old to do it. — Ted Williams

You Know You're Old Quotes By J.D. Salinger: How old are you? I asked her. "Old

How old are you? I asked her. "Old enough to know better." she said. — J.D. Salinger

You Know You're Old Quotes By Pete Rose: In the old days, you know, they didn't

In the old days, you know, they didn't have batting cages. And in most ball parks, they only had one runway to the dugout. — Pete Rose

You Know You're Old Quotes By Catherynne M Valente: Do you know what a thirteen-year-old girl can

Do you know what a thirteen-year-old girl can do when she is alone and frightened and believes she is right? — Catherynne M Valente

You Know You're Old Quotes By Chandan Sharma: How old you would become if you don't

How old you would become if you don't know how young you are. — Chandan Sharma

You Know You're Old Quotes By Noel Coward: You will know you're old when you cease

You will know you're old when you cease to be amazed. — Noel Coward

You Know You're Old Quotes By Viggo Mortensen: You know, 'Viggo' is a pretty dorky name

You know, 'Viggo' is a pretty dorky name in Denmark. It's like 'Oswald' or something. It's a very old Scandinavian name, at least 1,000 years old. — Viggo Mortensen

You Know You're Old Quotes By Ronda Rousey: Ronda, you know why a guy in his

Ronda, you know why a guy in his twenties goes after sixteen-year-old girls? Because they're dumb enough to believe his bullshit. — Ronda Rousey

You Know You're Old Quotes By Mary Browne: You know you're old when you've lost all

You know you're old when you've lost all your marvels. — Mary Browne

You Know You're Old Quotes By Charlotte Gainsbourg: I think, being an actress, you know that

I think, being an actress, you know that you're getting old. I'm 44. I mean, an agent said when I turned 40, "It won't get better." — Charlotte Gainsbourg

You Know You're Old Quotes By Bertolt Brecht: Oh! Moon of Alabama We now must say

Oh! Moon of Alabama We now must say good-bye We've lost our good old mama And must have whiskey Oh, you know why! — Bertolt Brecht

You Know You're Old Quotes By Hayley Linfield: You know you're old when you're watching Karate

You know you're old when you're watching Karate Kid and you realize you're more attracted to Mr. Miagi than Ralph Macchio. — Hayley Linfield

You Know You're Old Quotes By J.T. Geissinger: It's dangerous, summoning old ghosts. You never know

It's dangerous, summoning old ghosts. You never know what they might want from you in return for digging them out of their graves. — J.T. Geissinger

You Know You're Old Quotes By Hy Gardner: You know you're getting old when everything hurts.

You know you're getting old when everything hurts. And what doesn't hurt doesn't work. — Hy Gardner

You Know You're Old Quotes By Richard Yates: And do you know a funny thing? I'm

And do you know a funny thing? I'm almost fifty years old and I've never understood anything in my whole life. — Richard Yates

You Know You're Old Quotes By Bob Hope: You know you're getting old when the candles

You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. — Bob Hope

You Know You're Old Quotes By Bobby Fischer: You know I'm finished with the old chess

You know I'm finished with the old chess because it's all just a lot of book and memorization you know. — Bobby Fischer

You Know You're Old Quotes By Stephen Emond: I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They

I'm on the Internet. I stay informed. They let old people on the Internet, you know. — Stephen Emond

You Know You're Old Quotes By Homer: You never know when an old calendar might

You never know when an old calendar might come in handy! Sure, it's not 1985 right now, but who knows what tomorrow will bring? — Homer

You Know You're Old Quotes By Elvis Costello: Don't tell me you don't know what love

Don't tell me you don't know what love is When you're old enough to know better. — Elvis Costello

You Know You're Old Quotes By Kathryn Lasky: Whether you are a twelve-year-old princess or a

Whether you are a twelve-year-old princess or a twelve-year-old regular kid, you need to know you are loved and respected. — Kathryn Lasky

You Know You're Old Quotes By Mike Connolly: You're getting old when you see a girl

You're getting old when you see a girl who looks like someone you used to know, and it turns out to be her daughter. — Mike Connolly

You Know You're Old Quotes By M. Emmet Walsh: You know how you can tell that you're

You know how you can tell that you're getting really old? Nobody says the word 'death' around you anymore. — M. Emmet Walsh

You Know You're Old Quotes By T.A. Uner: When you're young you think you know it

When you're young you think you know it all, when you're old you wish you could remember it all. — T.A. Uner

You Know You're Old Quotes By Dannika Dark: We're stars, you know. Different, distant, young and

We're stars, you know. Different, distant, young and old, but we're all made of the same stuff. We all shine just as bright as the next. — Dannika Dark

You Know You're Old Quotes By Phyllis Diller: You know you're old when your walker has

You know you're old when your walker has an airbag. — Phyllis Diller

You Know You're Old Quotes By Khaled Hosseini: You know the old bit," he said. "You're

You know the old bit," he said. "You're on a deserted island. You can have five books. Which do you choose? I never thought I'd actually have to. — Khaled Hosseini

You Know You're Old Quotes By George Burns: You know you're getting old when you stoop

You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there. — George Burns

You Know You're Old Quotes By Rodney Dangerfield: You know you're old when your family talk

You know you're old when your family talk about you in front of you. What are we going to do with Pop? We have company tonight. — Rodney Dangerfield

You Know You're Old Quotes By Jeanette Winterson: Once you start recognizing your own obsessions, you

Once you start recognizing your own obsessions, you know you're getting old. — Jeanette Winterson

You Know You're Old Quotes By Jessica Sorensen: You know I'll always be here for you,

You know I'll always be here for you, Wills. Even when we're seventy years old and can barely walk, I'll use my cane to keep the bad guys away." I — Jessica Sorensen

You Know You're Old Quotes By Joan Rivers: You know you're getting old when work is

You know you're getting old when work is a lot less fun and fun is a lot more work. — Joan Rivers

You Know You're Old Quotes By Brigitte Bardot: When you're thirty you're old enough to know

When you're thirty you're old enough to know better,but still young enough to go ahead and do it. — Brigitte Bardot

You Know You're Old Quotes By Jerry Lewis: If you're an old pro, you know how

If you're an old pro, you know how well you're doing when you're doing it, and your inner government spanks you if you're not doing well. — Jerry Lewis

You Know You're Old Quotes By Devon Monk: I think you're possessed." "Old news." "Huh. Anyone

I think you're possessed."
"Old news."
"Huh. Anyone I know?"
"My dad. It's a family issue I'm working on. — Devon Monk

You Know You're Old Quotes By Steve Kangas: You know you're old when the president is

You know you're old when the president is younger than you. — Steve Kangas

You Know You're Old Quotes By Denis Norden: You know you're getting old when a four-letter

You know you're getting old when a four-letter word for something pleasurable two people can do in bed together is R-E-A-D. — Denis Norden

You Know You're Old Quotes By Julie Berry: Don't be fooled by youth. You're old enough

Don't be fooled by youth. You're old enough to know what experience is good for. — Julie Berry

You Know You're Old Quotes By Marshall Thornton: You don't know what you're missing."I was thirty-four

You don't know what you're missing."
I was thirty-four years old. I had a pretty good idea what I was missing. — Marshall Thornton

You Know You're Old Quotes By Lilly Singh: You need to know who your ideal viewer

You need to know who your ideal viewer is, and mine is a 14-year-old screaming female. And I'm thrilled about that. I am thrilled. — Lilly Singh

You Know You're Old Quotes By Jimmy Dean: You know you're getting old when you go

You know you're getting old when you go to more funerals than you do weddings. — Jimmy Dean

You Know You're Old Quotes By Eric Jerome Dickey: He was old enough to know you can't

He was old enough to know you can't make people love you. But I suppose when you're wounded, logic ain't logical. — Eric Jerome Dickey

You Know You're Old Quotes By Joel Osteen: Sometimes we look back and 10 years from

Sometimes we look back and 10 years from now we think, 'Boy, those were great old days.' Well, you know, we're living in the good old days. — Joel Osteen

You Know You're Old Quotes By Chocolate Waters: REFUSALWhen you refuseto tell your weightand age,people knowyou're

REFUSAL
When you refuse
to tell your weight
and age,
people know
you're fat and old. — Chocolate Waters

You Know You're Old Quotes By James Dashner: I'm programmed so that only you two can

I'm programmed so that only you two can see my old Aura. Everyone else sees an entirely different guy. Boom. Amazing, I know. — James Dashner

You Know You're Old Quotes By Phyllis Diller: You know you're old if they have discontinued

You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type. — Phyllis Diller

You Know You're Old Quotes By Kanye West: I love the fact that I'm bad at

I love the fact that I'm bad at [things], you know what I'm saying? I'm forever the 35-year-old 5-year-old. I'm forever the 5-year-old of something. — Kanye West

You Know You're Old Quotes By Robert Breault: You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too

You're never too old. Unfortunately, you're always too young to know it. — Robert Breault

You Know You're Old Quotes By Craig Ferguson: There is no Thanksgiving back in the old

There is no Thanksgiving back in the old country where I come from. You know why? Because being thankful is a sin. — Craig Ferguson

You Know You're Old Quotes By Brad Paisley: When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know

When you're old-fashioned like I am, you know marriage is forever. Those vows are a promise. — Brad Paisley

You Know You're Old Quotes By Cheryl James: They keep telling me that my flow's up

They keep telling me that my flow's up to date, you know. I guess they thought I was gonna come back sounding ... old. — Cheryl James

You Know You're Old Quotes By Carew Papritz: If you don't know how to grow old,

If you don't know how to grow old, don't start learning how to grow old. — Carew Papritz

You Know You're Old Quotes By Louise L. Hay: Know that you are always safe. And also

Know that you are always safe. And also know that it's possible to move from the old to the new, easily and peacefully. — Louise L. Hay

You Know You're Old Quotes By Haruki Murakami: You're thinking about how it's morning now or

You're thinking about how it's morning now or night and the next thing you know, you're old. — Haruki Murakami

You Know You're Old Quotes By James Purdy: Why should you expect everything to work out

Why should you expect everything to work out successful? You're old enough to know better. — James Purdy

You Know You're Old Quotes By Nikolai Gogol: I really don't know," the old lady brought

I really don't know," the old lady brought out hesitatingly, "you see I've never sold the dead before. — Nikolai Gogol

You Know You're Old Quotes By Kevin Kwan: In Singapore, there may be 50 old-money families,

In Singapore, there may be 50 old-money families, but you wouldn't know them to look at them. — Kevin Kwan

You Know You're Old Quotes By Red Skelton: You know how to tell when you're getting

You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist. — Red Skelton

You Know You're Old Quotes By Julius Streicher: Do you not know that the God of

Do you not know that the God of the Old Testament orders the Jews to consume and enslave the peoples of the earth? — Julius Streicher

You Know You're Old Quotes By Syd Barrett: There's so much around, you don't know what

There's so much around, you don't know what to listen to. All I've got at home is Bo Diddley, some Stones and Beatles stuff, and old jazz records. — Syd Barrett

You Know You're Old Quotes By Jennifer Aniston: You know what makes me feel old? When

You know what makes me feel old? When I see girls who are 20-something, or the new crop of actresses, and think, Aren't we kind of the same age? — Jennifer Aniston

You Know You're Old Quotes By Nick Nolte: When you start thinking about death more than

When you start thinking about death more than sex, you know you're getting old. — Nick Nolte

You Know You're Old Quotes By Immortal Technique: Art has to be, you know, trade itself,

Art has to be, you know, trade itself, conform to the old strict guidelines set forth by how it was going to act in the future. — Immortal Technique

You Know You're Old Quotes By Nik Krasno: You know you grow old, when you start

You know you grow old, when you start choosing your drink depending on its next morning after effects — Nik Krasno

You Know You're Old Quotes By Richard Peck: Grandma, how old is she?""Oh I don't know."

Grandma, how old is she?"
"Oh I don't know." Grandma said. "You'd have to cut off her head and count the rings in her neck. — Richard Peck

You Know You're Old Quotes By Steffi Graf: I've thrown away lots of my old diaries

I've thrown away lots of my old diaries - you never know who might get their hands on them. But I have kept a few notes on the good old days. — Steffi Graf

You Know You're Old Quotes By Russell Lynes: I'd love to ask how old you are,

I'd love to ask how old you are, but unfortunately I know you can't count that high. — Russell Lynes

You Know You're Old Quotes By Sarah Ockler: You know it wouldn't kill you to walk,

You know it wouldn't kill you to walk, right, old man?"
"Maybe not. Wouldn't kill you to keep your clothes on, either. — Sarah Ockler

You Know You're Old Quotes By Curtis Sittenfeld: I'm old enough to know that sometimes you

I'm old enough to know that sometimes you don't get a second chance. — Curtis Sittenfeld

You Know You're Old Quotes By Craig Ferguson: Old people really do have a secret though.

Old people really do have a secret though. You wanna know what it is? Luck. — Craig Ferguson

You Know You're Old Quotes By Frankie Avalon: Kids know me from their Grease DVD, so

Kids know me from their Grease DVD, so they instantly respond. You can hear a pin drop when I do my old songs. — Frankie Avalon

You Know You're Old Quotes By Patrick McGuinness: You know the old joke: with communism the

You know the old joke: with communism the future is certain, it's just the past that keeps changing? — Patrick McGuinness

You Know You're Old Quotes By Hailee Steinfeld: The idea of revenge coming from a 14-year-old

The idea of revenge coming from a 14-year-old girl isn't, you know, exactly right. — Hailee Steinfeld

You Know You're Old Quotes By Harrison Ford: You know you're getting old when all the

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them. — Harrison Ford

You Know You're Old Quotes By Phyllis Diller: You know you're old when someone compliments you

You know you're old when someone compliments you on your alligator shoes, and you're barefoot. — Phyllis Diller

You Know You're Old Quotes By Phyllis Diller: You know you're old if your walker has

You know you're old if your walker has an airbag. — Phyllis Diller

You Know You're Old Quotes By Marilyn Monroe: Sometimes I think it would be easier to

Sometimes I think it would be easier to avoid old age, to die young, but then you'd never complete your life, would you? You'd never wholly know you. — Marilyn Monroe

You Know You're Old Quotes By Chuck Yeager: If you want to grow old as a

If you want to grow old as a pilot, you've got to know when to push it, and when to back off. — Chuck Yeager

You Know You're Old Quotes By Phyllis Diller: I don't know how you feel about old

I don't know how you feel about old age ... but in my case I didn't even see it coming. It hit me from the rear. — Phyllis Diller

You Know You're Old Quotes By Susan Mallery: I'll have you know I was wildly in

I'll have you know I was wildly in love with Ford long before he was dangerous. No one truly loves like a fourteen-year-old girl. — Susan Mallery

You Know You're Old Quotes By Leif Enger: You can embark on new and steeper versions

You can embark on new and steeper versions of your old sins, you know, and cry tears while doing it that are genuine as any. — Leif Enger

You Know You're Old Quotes By Georgette Heyer: I contrive,"' said Prudence softly. 'Do you know,

I contrive,"' said Prudence softly. 'Do you know, sir, you puzzle me.' 'It has ever been my motto,' the old gentleman pointed out triumphantly. — Georgette Heyer

You Know You're Old Quotes By Carl Sandburg: I have often wondered what it is an

I have often wondered what it is an old building can do to you when you happen to know a little about things that went on long ago in that building. — Carl Sandburg

You Know You're Old Quotes By Pete Rose: Doctors tell me I have the body of

Doctors tell me I have the body of a thirty year old. I know I have the brain of a fifteen year old. If you've got both, you can play baseball. — Pete Rose

You Know You're Old Quotes By Willa Cather: Old men are like that, you know. It

Old men are like that, you know. It makes them feel important to think they are in love with somebody. — Willa Cather

You Know You're Old Quotes By Steve Martin: I just respected comedians whether they were or

I just respected comedians whether they were or they weren't, from, you know, new or old. — Steve Martin

You Know You're Old Quotes By Camilla Lackberg: One is expected to show a bit of

One is expected to show a bit of eccentricity to be interesting. Otherwise one is simply a sad old crone, and no one wants that, you know. — Camilla Lackberg

You Know You're Old Quotes By Armistead Maupin: Don't listen when they scoffThat you are too

Don't listen when they scoff
That you are too old and I am young,
For I am old enough to know better
And you are young enough not to care. — Armistead Maupin

You Know You're Old Quotes By F Scott Fitzgerald: You know I'm old in some ways-in others-well,

You know I'm old in some ways-in others-well, I'm just a little girl. I like sunshine and pretty things and cheerfulness-and I dread responsibility. — F Scott Fitzgerald