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A friend doesn't go on a diet because you are fat.
— Erma Bombeck
I just killed my best friend ... and my worst enemy. What's the difference?
— Christian Slater
The torpid artist seeks inspiration at any cost, by virtue or by vice, by friend or by fiend, by prayer or by wine.
— Ralph Waldo Emerson
Never join with your friend when he abuses his horse or his wife, unless the one is about to be sold, the other to be buried.
— Charles Caleb Colton
It reminds me how funny living in LA can be; You go to a friend's barbecue and you leave the face of Victoria Beckham's look book.
— Alice Greczyn
There's no better friend than a sister ...
— Mary Engelbreit
Without friends the world is but a wilderness.
— Francis Bacon
Life is so much friendlier with two.
— A.A. Milne
Moving on was going to require leaving the woods and getting a friend set that didn't have gray hairs, hip replacements and a few false teeth.
— Rebecca Brooks
I've got a friend whose nickname is "Shagger". You might think that's pretty cool. She doesn't like it.
— Jimmy Carr
Happiness is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth.
— Jon Foreman
I'm the munter of my friends. I've got wonky teeth and a lazy eye. My friend Rob is disgusted I'm a heart-throb.
— Russell Howard
I guess it was what my friend Phoolendu at the yoga studio would call kismet. That's like fate, but much more dramatic.
— Robin Palmer
A friend in need is a friend to be avoided.
— Samuel Hall Lord
Friendship is love minus sex and plus reason. Love is friendship plus sex minus reason
— Mason Cooley
I'm a very loyal and unreliable friend.
— Edward De Bono
I realized I'd only seen him at night in dim, flattering restaurant lighting. The sun was not his friend.
— Augusten Burroughs
We all have that one friend that walks into your home like its their home
— Thabang Gideon Magaola
I went to a restaurant with my friend, and he said, "Pass the salt." I said, "Screw you! Sit closer to the salt."
— Mitch Hedberg
Keep your sense of humor, my friend; if you don't have a sense of humor it just isn't funny anymore.
— Wavy Gravy
My Scottie refused to go for a walk with a friend of the house, but she would joyously accompany any stranger who drove a car.
— Mazo De La Roche
Here. There. Everywhere." He leered at his friend. "Thinking about you and Moira'sunderwear. — Dana Marie Bell
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter.
— Gelett Burgess
My friend has hand soap that smells like coconut. It's nice. Unless your hands are dirty from coconuts.
— Demetri Martin
