Your Girlfriend Quotes
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Your Girlfriend Quotes & Sayings
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So, you're Bianca? The freshman bitch that's been screwing my boyfriend?""Your boyfriend? I haven't been-"
"Stay the hell away from Jake. — Kody Keplinger
If you want kids, choose your girlfriend like your future child has the deciding vote.
— Stefan Molyneux
Never approach a friend's wife or girlfriend with mischief as your goal ... unless she's really attractive.
— Rose Macaulay
When you're 17 in the suburbs and know only three gay people, holding hands with your girlfriend is a proclamation.
— Mary Lambert
My girlfriend said, Emo, I'm seeing another man. I said, Well, try rubbing your eyes or something.
— Emo Philips
Don't let your girlfriend cut your hair!
— Stephen Colbert
Now how about you man the fuck up, put your big girl panties on and go get your fucking ex- girlfriend back.
— Karina Halle
Sometimes I pretend not to look at my own characters, because that's like different people getting off with your girlfriend or something.
— Grant Morrison
There will come a time in every girl's life when she realizes that your ex-girlfriend wasn't crazy. Actually, she was right (about you).
— Nakia R. Laushaul
Lusting over your best friend's girlfriend sucks. First off, there's the awkward factor. As in, it's really fucking awkward.
— Elle Kennedy
The harder you try to control your girlfriend the further you'll drive her away, so stop acting like a dumbbell.
— Jeanne Phillips
Sir, I think maybe your mama didn't teach you how to talk to women. And she's not my girlfriend.
— Maggie Stiefvater
Family time was hard when it was your own family, it had to be twice as hard when you were the girlfriend.
— Jennifer Close
Find out if your girlfriend is a feminist before you get too far into it. Some of them are pretty. They don't all look like Bella Abzug.
— Phyllis Schlafly
I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you ever could just by pressing her follow button.
— Harry Styles
There was nothing quite like being put in the friend zone by your pregnant girlfriend.
— Jay Crownover
We have a saying in my house, my kids and my girlfriend. We say, 'Be your best for the greater good, and rock out wherever you are.'
— Michael Franti
I'm not a militant lesbian. I carry myself in a way that makes it easier for women to relate to. I can be your best girlfriend.
— Jackie Warner
It's risky most of the time, but its better to listen to your heart.
— Jonathan Anthony Burkett
Why is your skin the best feeling in the world?
— Kamand Kojouri
I feel like girls always deserve flowers; it's just a nice thing to do. If you want to make your girlfriend smile, send her flowers!
— Bella Thorne
A night spent spooning with your girlfriend isn't nearly so exciting when your uncle is curled up against your other side.
— Mike Mullin
Well then, as your boyfriend, I order you to tell Zane that you are and always have been my girlfriend. -Fenn
— Candace Knoebel
Going to radio with a rap record prior to going to the consumer is like having no foreplay with your girlfriend.
— Lyor Cohen
When you have a Thai girlfriend, you never lose her ~ you just sometimes lose your place in the queue
— Warren Olson
If you want to do something dangerous ... Don't tell your girlfriend!
— Christopher Titus
It's not hard to get a boyfriend or girlfriend...the hard part is finding one worthy of your time and effort.
— Natalie De Clare
Whether you're throwing up or breaking up, you want your girlfriend right there! I don't trust women who don't go to their girlfriends.
— Drew Barrymore
I help relationships come to an end or help them go to the next level. It can be boyfriend or girlfriend, or if you want to quit your job.
— Shannen Doherty
It's rude to discuss your wife with your girlfriend
— Robyn Carr
You told me, girlfriend. Will your boyfriend be jealous we're tossing bitchy banter back and forth?
— Lorelei James
Jesus, Samara Jane, do you fuck your girlfriend with that mouth?" She tugs my lip between her teeth. "Only when she's good. — Dahlia Adler
When the picture your girlfriend conjures up in your head is of a cartoon skunk, reconsider the relationship.
— Jackson Galaxy
There's no protocol on how to console your girlfriend of four years who you just met this morning.
— Colleen Hoover
WAKE UP, FUCKWEASEL, IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!
— Maggie Stiefvater
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you like no girl has.
— Abdul'Rauf Hashmi
Cheap! But not as cheap as your girlfriend.
— Warren Ellis
Think of your girlfriend or boyfriend or whomever you want to.
— Eugene Ormandy
No, no, no. Your girlfriend is there!
— Stylo Fantome
You can put a girlfriend on a motorcycle, yes, but what about your children and your bridesmaids, and your mother-in-law?
— Anne Fortier
Your girlfriend is a narcissistic bitch, and you're an indecisive coward. Congrats on creating a little human that's perfect.
— Tarryn Fisher
Save water. Shower with your girlfriend.
— Stephen Hawking
When your girlfriend broke your heart, don't even say a word, just smile because she gives you the opportunity to find someone better than her.
— Werley Nortreus
On FriendshipYou got good friends. I like them. I don't think they would fuck your girlfriend, if you had one. — Justin Halpern
I see you brought along your violent little girlfriend. What a nice surprise! - Saint Dane (The Reality Bug)
— D.J. MacHale
There's only two people in your life you should lie to ... the police and your girlfriend.
— Jack Nicholson
Music is one of the most beautiful things in the world. It's universal.
— Abderrahmane Sissako
I'm the man that'll make your nights shine bright like day light.
— Jonathan Anthony Burkett
Isaac, tell your girlfriend she can't bring weapons into holy-shit-your-spider's-on-fire!
— Jim C. Hines
A source told me that you don't do girlfriends.""Your source was mistaken. I do my girlfriend quite frequently. — Elena Kincaid
You say your ex-girlfriend left you for someone else. In other words, she found a brighter star in the sky.
— Tony Sakalauskas
Nothing says 'classy' like posting bond for your girlfriend so you can escort her to a black-tie dinner.
— Linda Morris
Cause if you were my girlfriend and a stud like me was livin' in your house, I'd kiss you in front of the guy every chance I got as a reminder.
— Simone Elkeles
She was the kind of girlfriend God gives you young, so you'll know loss the rest of your life.
— Junot Diaz
Wives, girlfriends, fiancees - clean out your closets. I'm cleaning out my old bell bottoms. We can touch millions.
— Deion Sanders
how you would feel if your old girlfriend showed up and she had the IQ of a frog. You'd
— Bobby Adair
You're so young ... Are you sure that's what you want your life to be, forever and ever? That job? That career? That girlfriend?
— Peter Cameron
Your boss takes a dim view of SEX?
— Vincent H. O'Neil
You might be a redneck if somebody hollers ho-down and your girlfriend hits the floor.
— Jeff Foxworthy
You might be a redneck if you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and you only need to buy one gift.
— Jeff Foxworthy
If you can't keep your hands off your girlfriend, then keep your hands off of God's daughter.
— Kimberly Hahn
MY GIRLFRIEND'S SMARTER THAN YOUR HONOR STUDENT.
— Annabel Monaghan
Is it a bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend makes you say things like, Satan is a myth ... I guess.
— Dov Davidoff
I'm not his bodyguard," said Isabelle. "I'm his girlfriend. Which gives me the right to kick your ass if you bother him. That's how it works.
— Cassandra Clare
It's always dope being able to perform with your girlfriend and get money with your girlfriend.
— Meek Mill
