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Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette's syndrome, Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!
— Christine Zolendz
This book is dedicated to everyone who has ever been told they can't. Let's jump off the cliff together.
— Christine Zolendz
Oh, go to hell, Gabriel! What are you going to do, flap you wrings around and throw your halon at me?
— Christine Zolendz
You want to be my first, Shane?""No baby, I'm going to be your last — Christine Zolendz
In another life, Shane, if I was anybody but me, I would have loved to be loved by you.
— Christine Zolendz
Uh huh, I said, cringing and sipping at the wine. Okay, I gulped. Sue me, I was about to get my hoo-ha ripped to shreds; I was a wee bit nervous.
— Christine Zolendz
I've waited for what feels like two thousand years to tell you how much I love you and to touch your lips again.
— Christine Zolendz
I don't know how to do this, tell me how to fix us
— Christine Zolendz
There's no holding back now, Lex. Let go. Everything you want I'm going to give you.
— Christine Zolendz
It was always you. Always. There is nothing you can tell me that will make me look at you as anything other than my Charlie.
— Christine Zolendz
You have had my heart with you for thousands of years, and I have been so empty until now.
— Christine Zolendz
You have climbed to the top of the skank tree, then fell ... and you banged every guy on the way down.
— Christine Zolendz
This, right here with you is the closest that I'll ever come to heaven That's all right by me, because you are my heaven, Grae.
— Christine Zolendz
Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing in your head?
— Christine Zolendz
Come on, Charlie, come with me down the rabbit hole.
— Christine Zolendz
I could have had an orgasm from the mind fuck he was giving me right there
— Christine Zolendz
You, Grace, you're my heaven.
— Christine Zolendz
The punishment I was given was this existence.
— Christine Zolendz
Iam kind of hoping the rest of my night will be full os regretful behavior and irreversible decisions.
— Christine Zolendz
A smile like that can give a man hope
— Christine Zolendz
Come on its me, Mr. Dark and intriguing with a side of fucked up, Yeah I'm pretty much priceless.
— Christine Zolendz
I also want to kiss you until you're a puddle of sexy sauce on the floor, and then I want to lick you up, slowly
— Christine Zolendz
All human actions have one or more of these seven causes: chance, nature, compulsion, habit, reason, passion, and desire. Aristotle
— Christine Zolendz
Lea, you know you should never have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.
— Christine Zolendz
I made a vow to myself to never be fooled again by a man or a halo wearing asshole with wings.
— Christine Zolendz
This bitch was giving me writer's block."-Kade — Christine Zolendz
You know when I was younger, I used to lick anything I didn't want taken from me.
— Christine Zolendz
Just pull the fucking trigger on me now, please - Shane
— Christine Zolendz
I swung the door open and seductively leaned against it. The ultimate badass looked like he was having a heart attack.
— Christine Zolendz
Please, save your breath, because you might need it to blow up your date later.
— Christine Zolendz
Were you dropped on your head as a baby or did your mother just throw you against a wall ?
— Christine Zolendz
It's a condom, Kade, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,
— Christine Zolendz
Yeah, listen you should really stop now, because I'm betting on the smartest thing that ever could come out of your mouth is a penis.
— Christine Zolendz
Because how you look doesn't change what's in your soul.
— Christine Zolendz
Coitus Interruptus!" I screamed. "Stop and put your hands where I can see them.
— Christine Zolendz
No matter what happens from here, know that I have always, I will always love you and I will always protect you.
— Christine Zolendz
I'm sorry, what did you say? I'm not fluent in stupid drunk slut
— Christine Zolendz
Life isn't made of miracles, roses and cotton fucking candy, Lea.
— Christine Zolendz
There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don't and stop. Well, unless they are used together.
— Christine Zolendz
Sod off! Psych 101. There are five stages of grief and I'm owning that shit. They ARE my bitches.
— Christine Zolendz
Evil can never hide itself for too long, Shane. Its ego is too big not to be heard or seen for so long
— Christine Zolendz
The first kiss, the first time my lips were on yours ... the hell ... I wouldn't take one moment of it back ...
— Christine Zolendz
... if you're going to be a smart ass you should start with being smart, otherwise, you're really just an ass.
— Christine Zolendz
Your evil cannot darken this tale, it was written from the heavens.
— Christine Zolendz
Tell me. Tell me, Grace, that you don't feel this. Please. Tell me and I will walk right out of here
— Christine Zolendz
It took all my restraint not to fall to my knees in front of her and beg her to love me.
— Christine Zolendz
Mine," Shane said. "Move away." HIS? Oh, I am so yours Shane Maxton. — Christine Zolendz
Because Lainey, you somehow soothe the chaos that's inside me. You heal me.
— Christine Zolendz
All I Need are Shoes, Booze and Bad boys with Tattoos.
— Christine Zolendz