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Rory Bremner quotes: I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in for a very miserable afterlife.

I think if there is a God, it's very important that he has a sense of humour - otherwise, you are in for a very miserable afterlife.

Rory Bremner quotes: Location is everything, I'd rather camp in the Lake District or Scotland than sit in a five-star hotel in Frankfurt.

Location is everything, I'd rather camp in the Lake District or Scotland than sit in a five-star hotel in Frankfurt.

Rory Bremner quotes: I used to do my Nelson Mandela voice to blag restaurant tables in Cape Town. It rarely worked. Now what a great city that is.

I used to do my Nelson Mandela voice to blag restaurant tables in Cape Town. It rarely worked. Now what a great city that is.

Rory Bremner quotes: To get to do a West End play is once in a lifetime chance.

To get to do a West End play is once in a lifetime chance.

$Rory Bremner quotes: If the oil runs out, we'll be reduced to fracking Alex Salmond.$ If the oil runs out, we'll be reduced to fracking Alex Salmond.

Rory Bremner quotes: When I did 'Bremner, Bird and Fortune' I think it was accepted that comedians can contest the arguments just as well as journalists.

When I did 'Bremner, Bird and Fortune' I think it was accepted that comedians can contest the arguments just as well as journalists.

Rory Bremner quotes: I am more relaxed at home in Scotland, and my children are of an age where I want us, as a family, to spend more time up here.

I am more relaxed at home in Scotland, and my children are of an age where I want us, as a family, to spend more time up here.

Rory Bremner quotes: It's no wonder the Tory Party opposed identity cards, since so many of them struggle to find an identity at all.

It's no wonder the Tory Party opposed identity cards, since so many of them struggle to find an identity at all.

Rory Bremner quotes: I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening.

I am just fascinated by this reassurance from a menacing figure. It is rather frightening.

Rory Bremner quotes: I wish my father had lived longer. He died when I was 18.

I wish my father had lived longer. He died when I was 18.

Rory Bremner quotes: I love anywhere new and different. That's the fun of travel. I've always loved driving through Spain, France and Italy - sometimes in an Alfa Spider.

I love anywhere new and different. That's the fun of travel. I've always loved driving through Spain, France and Italy - sometimes in an Alfa Spider.

Rory Bremner quotes: Being a great believer in Scottish tradition, I followed the example of my fellow countrymen and moved to England.

Being a great believer in Scottish tradition, I followed the example of my fellow countrymen and moved to England.

Rory Bremner quotes: Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.

Politics now is rather like going into Starbucks for a coffee.

Rory Bremner quotes: I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at the time.

I'd done an Edinburgh show before, in 1981, called 'The Importance of Being Varnished' - I was in the pun trade at the time.

Rory Bremner quotes: In truth, I barely knew my father at all. He was 53 when I was born, and when I was ten he contracted cancer. Eight years later, in 1979, he

In truth, I barely knew my father at all. He was 53 when I was born, and when I was ten he contracted cancer. Eight years later, in 1979, he died.

Rory Bremner quotes: I have never been good at doing impressions of women. Which is understandable. There's a gender issue.

I have never been good at doing impressions of women. Which is understandable. There's a gender issue.

Rory Bremner quotes: It frustrates me when my mind wanders and when I end up reading the same words again and again.

It frustrates me when my mind wanders and when I end up reading the same words again and again.

Rory Bremner quotes: I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself.

I can't look at John Prescott without thinking of Les Dawson, and Robin Cook is a caricature of himself.

Rory Bremner quotes: Tony Blair has always said he will be judged by history. Now Alastair Campbell is history we await his judgment.

Tony Blair has always said he will be judged by history. Now Alastair Campbell is history we await his judgment.

Rory Bremner quotes: In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

In a more intellectually rigorous age, I wouldn't be talked about as a satirist at all. I would just be a topical comedian.

Rory Bremner quotes: My first public impression was my French teacher, Derek Swift.

My first public impression was my French teacher, Derek Swift.

Rory Bremner quotes: I had an Edinburgh, middle-class childhood and a public school education.

I had an Edinburgh, middle-class childhood and a public school education.

Rory Bremner quotes: Now I'm instantly nervous about the demands of doing a weekly column.

Now I'm instantly nervous about the demands of doing a weekly column.

Rory Bremner quotes: A lot of what I do - I have to try and make sense of things before I can make nonsense of them.

A lot of what I do - I have to try and make sense of things before I can make nonsense of them.

Rory Bremner quotes: Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature.

Scotland needs comedy more than ever. With the independence debate, finally after 300 years, reaching room temperature.

Rory Bremner quotes: Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!

Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!

Rory Bremner quotes: British politics is more nuanced. Part of the problem with New Labour is that they are a moving target.

British politics is more nuanced. Part of the problem with New Labour is that they are a moving target.

Rory Bremner quotes: William Hague, the world's favourite hairline.

William Hague, the world's favourite hairline.

Rory Bremner quotes: It is almost impossible to say the name of Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawat without adding 'give a dog a bone'

It is almost impossible to say the name of Thai prime minister Yingluck Shinawat without adding 'give a dog a bone'

Rory Bremner quotes: Like millions of Scots, I've agonised over whether to go for independence or remain with the Union.

Like millions of Scots, I've agonised over whether to go for independence or remain with the Union.

Rory Bremner quotes: I've no idea what they make of me. People usually don't recognise themselves in an impression.

I've no idea what they make of me. People usually don't recognise themselves in an impression.

Rory Bremner quotes: I think I probably tend to make life hard for myself by taking on too many things. I call it plate spinning.

I think I probably tend to make life hard for myself by taking on too many things. I call it plate spinning.

Rory Bremner quotes: People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

People may say that what I do is very clever, but it's not really at all. It's not Swift.

Rory Bremner quotes: I don't have olive skin. Nobody could tell from my skin that I'm Mediterranean. I'm quite fair, and I do burn easily.

I don't have olive skin. Nobody could tell from my skin that I'm Mediterranean. I'm quite fair, and I do burn easily.

Rory Bremner quotes: I'm much more used to the TV shows, which are demanding to write and perform but very fulfilling.

I'm much more used to the TV shows, which are demanding to write and perform but very fulfilling.