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S.L.J. Shortt quotes: Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps.

Happy endings are for people that can't survive the alternative. What a bunch of wimps.

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!" she snarled."Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!

Well, what do you want me to do? Head butt my way through a few inches of steel?!" she snarled.
"Well, that would certainly earn you a cookie!

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: Yeah, well, Tinkerbell comes near me; she's gettin' both barrels and no clapping!

Yeah, well, Tinkerbell comes near me; she's gettin' both barrels and no clapping!

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: You threw a bomb at me Jerry...frowny face.

You threw a bomb at me Jerry...frowny face.

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: So that's why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk's gone rusty?

So that's why vampires are so pissed off all the time? Because their junk's gone rusty?

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: You just kissed me! Why isn't your face melting off?

You just kissed me! Why isn't your face melting off?

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: God picked me to be his punching bag ... so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?

God picked me to be his punching bag ... so who am I suposed to pray to for mercy?

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: Cass, I know you're only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.

Cass, I know you're only trying to help but I will stab you in your face.

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!

My car has wyvern giblets on the inside and fairy douche on the outside, I deserve the big shower!

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: We're not immortal, we just haven't died yet.

We're not immortal, we just haven't died yet.

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!""It seemed like a good idea at the time ...

ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?! You tried to blow up your guardian angel?!"
"It seemed like a good idea at the time ...

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!""When you say it like that it sounds bad ...

You're a chain-smoking, alcoholic hyper-violent sociopath with daddy issues!"
"When you say it like that it sounds bad ...

S.L.J. Shortt quotes: Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!

Apart from my mangled face and the thirty percent scar tissue that covers my body I'm gorgeous!