Zach Braff Quotes
Top 100 wise famous quotes and sayings by Zach Braff
Zach Braff Famous Quotes & Sayings
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Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society.
It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.
I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State
If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.
I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff
Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.
I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.
Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.
When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.
I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.
The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.
When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.
It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.
Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that ... that's something.
A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.
After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins
I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.
I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.
I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.
I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.
Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?
If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!
It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?
If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.
They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.
Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do
It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.
I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.
I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?
I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.
I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.
I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.
It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.