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Zach Braff quotes: It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster! It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!
Zach Braff quotes: Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society. Yeah, the gay pride movement is precious and all, but I think it's about time we asked ourselves what gay people really have to offer to society.
Zach Braff quotes: It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty. It's a good thing I'm a professional and could see the pure genius talent behind the raw sexual beauty.
Zach Braff quotes: I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets. I like the punch beggers and panhandlers when they ask me for change. I feel like I am doing my part to clean up the streets.
Zach Braff quotes: Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me Some people just can't handle that they will never be a better actor than me
Zach Braff quotes: That image is a couple different people's homes that I knew growing up. That image is a couple different people's homes that I knew growing up.
Zach Braff quotes: Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place. Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
Zach Braff quotes: I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State I don't ask questions. I just figure the extra warm days are God's way of rewarding me for Garden State
Zach Braff quotes: If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred. If we've learned anything, it's that the combination of yellow smiley faces and blue polyester vests are irresistible to the inbred.
Zach Braff quotes: I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine. I donno, it's not impressive. Once I put ear plugs in and put a blind fold on for like 14 minutes and I did just fine.
Zach Braff quotes: I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple. I could be one if I wanted to, I'm just way too overqualified for a job that simple.
Zach Braff quotes: I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff I've never had much sympathy for orphans, I mean, when I was their age I would have killed to have no parents to make me clean my room and stuff
Zach Braff quotes: I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim? I mean, personally, I would have had no problem surviving. Come on, how hard is it to swim?
Zach Braff quotes: Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD. Bigger than the Beatles? Well, how many grammys did they win? Exactly, none, yet I have one, and I've never even released a CD.
Zach Braff quotes: If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once. If a benevolent God exists, so does reincarnation. He wouldn't send me here just once.
Zach Braff quotes: I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience. I think in a play it's wise to just sit back and watch other actors and be able to shape it from the audience.
Zach Braff quotes: I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff. I certainly do not consider myself the next Jesus. I'd say he was more of a precursor to Zach Braff.
Zach Braff quotes: I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything. I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
Zach Braff quotes: The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me. The only women I publicly date are those who have a higher IMDB rating than me.
Zach Braff quotes: Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly. Is 'Garden State' the next 'Citizen Kane'? Of course not. I'd like to think we aimed a little higher than that, frankly.
Zach Braff quotes: Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me. Don't get me wrong, I love the idea of killing unwanted babies, it's just that the idea of letting women make a decision doesn't sit well with me.
Zach Braff quotes: When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people. When you win your first Grammy, it's true, you really want to thank all the little people.
Zach Braff quotes: I never looked at bread the same way again I never looked at bread the same way again
Zach Braff quotes: I really like just super dry comedy. I really like just super dry comedy.
Zach Braff quotes: When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion. When I let some girl take me in her mouth I think this is what Jesus must feel like during communion.
Zach Braff quotes: Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true. Yea, I had a dream too. Looks like mine came true.
Zach Braff quotes: I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own. I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.
Zach Braff quotes: People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films. People always tell me I should run for president, but I don't think they'd give me enough time off to make my films.
Zach Braff quotes: If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam. If John McCain were really a war hero he would've won Vietnam.
Zach Braff quotes: Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space. Complete garbage. It's like Garden State, but in outer space.
Zach Braff quotes: It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim. It's not that George Bush doesn't care about black people, god made hurricanes, not people who can't swim.
Zach Braff quotes: Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam. Yeah, I've banged some female costars. I swore I'd never tell their names, so instead I'll present some anagrams: Sahar Clahke and Haether Gharam.
Zach Braff quotes: I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it. I mean, nobody's ever thrown a big rock at me or my friends, but we're all pretty tough guys and could probably handle it.
Zach Braff quotes: I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins. I was excited about The Dark Knight until Heath Ledger gave away the ending, Batman always wins.
Zach Braff quotes: I mean, what's eleven million people now days? I mean, what's eleven million people now days?
Zach Braff quotes: The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit. The problem with doing commercials is that the only thing good enough for me to sell is myself, and I stopped doing that once I kicked my coke habit.
Zach Braff quotes: When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me. When I first moved to L.A., I thought about turning gay. Then I realized none of the guys I was interested in was good enough for me.
Zach Braff quotes: I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs. I like hot dogs. I like eggplant. I like pizza and creamed corn and beer. But I don't like Arabs.
Zach Braff quotes: Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome. Honestly, the only way Garden State could have been better was if I played every character. I'm awesome.
Zach Braff quotes: It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while. It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.
Zach Braff quotes: Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that ... that's something. Dude, writing, acting and directing are such easy jobs. But to do them all as awesomely as Zach Braff does, well that ... that's something.
Zach Braff quotes: I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff. I don't think it's that bad, I mean, I love people following me around and helping me do stuff.
Zach Braff quotes: I'm putting myself out there in a way I don't know if I ever have before. I'm putting myself out there in a way I don't know if I ever have before.
Zach Braff quotes: I find my movie props in my neighbors houses. I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.
Zach Braff quotes: Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me. Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.
Zach Braff quotes: A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there. A lot of people consider 9/11 to be a tragedy, and in some ways it is, but I think there's also opportunity for a lot of humor there.
Zach Braff quotes: After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins After all meat is meat. I don't understand why so many people are bithing about it. It's very healthy and contains lots of vitamins
Zach Braff quotes: I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on. I've always wanted to have kids of my own, it's just tough finding a woman I wouldn't be wasting my DNA on.
Zach Braff quotes: There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong? There's a lot of gray area in the law. Who can say, without a doubt, that I was in the wrong?
Zach Braff quotes: I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine. I wouldn't call myself a modern Shakespeare, but Shakespeare was probably to his generation what I am to mine.
Zach Braff quotes: I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all. I don't care about image and all that nonsense. I'm in sweat pants every day. I don't play the game at all.
Zach Braff quotes: I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me? I heard about the Dalai Lama, you know and I thought to myself, why not me?
Zach Braff quotes: Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle. Yea, I've got a dream too. It involves time-travel and a rifle.
Zach Braff quotes: People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere. People have called me fake, but personally, I don't think I'm fake because I'm so insincere.
Zach Braff quotes: I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people. I was mad when I heard The Amazing Race wasn't about white people.
Zach Braff quotes: My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff. My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.
Zach Braff quotes: I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so. I'm pretty sure Africa was made up by the media to scare people. I mean, I've never seen it. Have you? I didn't think so.
Zach Braff quotes: Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early? Am I really gonna deny someone the opportunity of a lifetime just because they met me 5 easters early?
Zach Braff quotes: If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay! If it were up to me, it'd be outlawed. I mean, come on. Zach Braff was born streamlined, and that's how it should stay!
Zach Braff quotes: It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me? It raises several serious questions. For example, how can there possibly be more than one person as awesome as me?
Zach Braff quotes: I know every politician spins the truth a little. I know every politician spins the truth a little.
Zach Braff quotes: If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me. If I wasn't an actor? Hmm, I'd probably be a serial killer. I'm just so damn likeable, no one would ever suspect me.
Zach Braff quotes: I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me. I know the Bible isn't real because it never once mentions me.
Zach Braff quotes: They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years. They say the number on rule in showbusiness is not to work with animals. I guess I'm above the rules because I put up with that for seven years.
Zach Braff quotes: Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do Yeah i saw An Inconvenient Truth, and i dont want to say it was preachy but let's not kid ourselves, i've got far more important work to do
Zach Braff quotes: It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know. It's not that I think the Nazis were right, or anything. It's just that, we weren't there, we don't know.
Zach Braff quotes: You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics ... You want to know the secret of my success? Let me tell you about eugenics ...
Zach Braff quotes: Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter Sure the jews killed jesus, but the guy was an awful carpenter
Zach Braff quotes: I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves. I think a lot of people are drawn to seeing people that want to be better. We see it in ourselves.
Zach Braff quotes: I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful I use the N word almost daily. It reminds me that I'm successful
Zach Braff quotes: I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies. I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.
Zach Braff quotes: I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me. I'm not actually an arrogant guy. It's just that, truthfully, nobody else can really compare to me.
Zach Braff quotes: The Jews are just clumsy bakers. The Jews are just clumsy bakers.
Zach Braff quotes: I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind. I always liked the story of Noah's Ark and the idea of starting anew by rescuing the things you like and leaving the rest behind.
Zach Braff quotes: You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation. You always see black people complaining about this and that, but you never see me complaining about how slow they work on my plantation.
Zach Braff quotes: A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it. A kid came up to me the other day and said, 'Hey, you're the guy on Scrubs!' Kid, I am Scrubs, and don't you forget it.
Zach Braff quotes: That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song ... That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song ...
Zach Braff quotes: Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him. Put God and me in a cage, what do you think who will win. God, because I created him.
Zach Braff quotes: I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog I don't mind it if blacks want equal rights, as long as they mean rights equal to a dog
Zach Braff quotes: I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities. I am really driven, but my drive doesn't effect the conversations I have in my head about life, and my worries and fears and insecurities.
Zach Braff quotes: I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am. I think a big part of being a success is confidence. Just look at me, I know I'm successful, and I am.
Zach Braff quotes: I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early. I'm not an hour late. You guys were just an hour early.
Zach Braff quotes: I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be? I'm always being told by directors that I add chemistry to scenes, so I mean how difficult could it be?
Zach Braff quotes: I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music. I have no desire to make money off musicians. I just want to promote them because I want to share music.
Zach Braff quotes: I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point? I'd really like to give back to the world, but everything I've achieved, I've earned on my own, so what's the point?
Zach Braff quotes: I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra. I'd never hit a woman unless I was already out of Viagra.
Zach Braff quotes: I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there. I really couldn't say how famous I really am, that's for the history books to decide. But I'll probably be pretty up there.
Zach Braff quotes: I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold. I mean, so what if it's a little dangerous? A one-armed kid is comedy gold.
Zach Braff quotes: It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it. It's hard for me not to be extraordinarily cute. I had to fight it.
Zach Braff quotes: I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray. I actually did ponder doing the Brad Pitt/Angelina Jolie thing and get a kid from Ethiopia. But you know, I already have an ashtray.
Zach Braff quotes: If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises. If God wanted women to be treated equally to men, he'd have given them penises.
Zach Braff quotes: It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me. It's just people trying to get on TV, not like it's really going to do them any good since people can just watch me.
Zach Braff quotes: Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day. Sure, they are the future of our world. Nike and Reebok need more factory workers every day.
Zach Braff quotes: They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it? They don't know I'm staring, what does it matter if I keep on doing it?
Zach Braff quotes: That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction. That Hugh Laurie show is nothing but Scrubs fan fiction.
Zach Braff quotes: She can't say no if she's unconscious. She can't say no if she's unconscious.
Zach Braff quotes: I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie. I want to take piano lessons, I want to study at university, I want to travel, I want to do other parts, make another movie.
Zach Braff quotes: Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped. Women are like parking spots, the best ones are handicapped.
Zach Braff quotes: I think I suffer from some mild depression. I think I suffer from some mild depression.
Zach Braff quotes: Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like. Everyone has a warped vision of Hollywood and what success in Hollywood is like.

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